Zombie Apocalypse Guide

I was thinking that since everyone loves thinking about Zombie Apocalypse lets make a guide for ourselves. (I will add it to the list)

Skills to know:
1)Dancing
2)How to fly a helicopter
3)How to fly a plane
4)How to sail

Items to have:
1)Chainsaw Hand
2)Boomstick
3) reliable flashlight
4)AK 47 with magazines and extra ammo
5)Grenades

Places to hold up:
1) Wal-Mart

People to have with you:
1)Bruce Campbell
2)Fat guy for a decoy

Ect:
1)Don’t hesitate shooting an infected member of the group.

Please remember to have fun and if it is already on the list find another thing to post remember we need lots of ideas and please don’t feel limited to expanding on your ideas. Pictures and graphs/diagrams welcome.

Thanks!