what I got for Christmas

penuts - what i got for christmas

its not the only present i got but it's just the strangest gift ever to me

that and the baby toy that vibrates my grandma got me when i was like 10 but she didn't know it was a baby toy
or was that my birthday

  • hightec
  • December 25, 2010, 5:30 pm
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    You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."

    Right on. Smokes aren't cheap.
    - CaptinCrunk December 25, 2010, 8:16 pm
    Plus one, Breakfast club referance!
    - yourmomisawhore December 27, 2010, 2:32 am
  • 4

    I have gotten condoms in my stocking for the past three years. This year I got siracha hot sauce, and cosmic brownies. last year I got a barbie and an entire pepperoni sausauge in my stocking. My family knows me so well

    Siracha is awesome!
    - yourmomisawhore December 26, 2010, 7:59 am
    I fukken Know!
    - drakengard85 December 26, 2010, 5:26 pm
  • 4

    I'm glad you all got good presents. All I got for Christmas was fired from my job at the Carolina Nut Company cannery.

    15 years loyal service terminated just because you get pissed at the office party and jack off into one 10 OZ can...

    • Ruleb
    • December 28, 2010, 6:24 am
    that enplanes the taste
    - hightec December 28, 2010, 7:44 am

    and your ever so clever commentary.
    - drakengard85 December 28, 2010, 6:02 pm
  • 3

    I got a new sketchbook and my family yelling at me. I like the sketchbook better then my family yelling at me.

    • ember
    • December 26, 2010, 12:29 pm
  • 2

    i got a beard trimmer it was awesome

    Dude! So did I!
    - luminosity December 28, 2010, 9:17 am
    awesome right!
    - Tremp20k December 28, 2010, 3:45 pm
    YES 8D
    - luminosity December 28, 2010, 11:58 pm
  • 2

    of50590442 - what i got for christmas

    i got this

    Hit a little ice did ya? I went of the road also, had to get a re alignment.
    - DeerHunter24 December 26, 2010, 3:52 pm
    ha nahh thats actually just where it was parked. its right outside my house
    - boomshanka December 26, 2010, 3:53 pm
    so you got a snow covered car?
    - DeerHunter24 December 26, 2010, 3:55 pm
    - boomshanka December 26, 2010, 4:19 pm
    No, the present was the snow, not the car.
    - MikeyNinja December 26, 2010, 5:14 pm
    ya yesterday we ha a blizzard and got around a foot of snow.
    - DeerHunter24 December 28, 2010, 6:14 am
    ya hunter u were at the top of the storm Mass got hammered we got about 2-3 feet here depending if you were near walls
    - Tremp20k December 28, 2010, 3:46 pm
    ya man it was all over the news. the wind was terrible.
    - DeerHunter24 December 28, 2010, 5:51 pm
    it was funny some spots 2 inches other 3 feet naturally my house mostly had the 3 feet
    - Tremp20k December 29, 2010, 3:42 am
    i had gone into town at like 10:30 and i could not get back up my driveway. there was around a foot and a half of snow. so my truck was just sitting in the middle of my driveway. we had to snowplow twice that morning. crazy weather.
    - DeerHunter24 December 29, 2010, 5:42 am
    ahhh new england we get the worst of all weather
    - Tremp20k December 29, 2010, 7:25 am
  • 2

    i got a tooth brush travel kit and some gum (in my stocking).....i think my parents are trying to tell me something

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    hmmmmm interesting

    • peace
    • December 25, 2010, 5:57 pm
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    i got a beard trimmer it was awesome

  • 1

    i got my cousin a gift card but i put it in a box and in the box i put some of the randomest shit i could find, i put some parmasian cheese pakets from round table, a granola bar, hot chocolate pakets a stick of gum, a bag of tea and a couple of graham crackers. i wanted to put some popcorn in there but it didnt fit

    • Tacoman
    • December 26, 2010, 4:26 pm
  • 1

    I got $, yoga pants, a purple wallet, some of those addictive Rocher hazelnut chocolates, a pretty red coat, and a FLIPPIN' AWESOME OLD RECORD PLAYER!!! Haha guess what I liked best.

    • TexBex
    • December 28, 2010, 7:56 am
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    PS sorry about the peanuts. :(

    • TexBex
    • December 28, 2010, 7:56 am
    it wasn't the only thing i got
    the rest were pretty good and so were the peanuts

    also first i lost the lid then i found it and then lost the peanuts so how funny is that
    - hightec December 28, 2010, 8:09 am
    Haha how do you lose a jar of peanuts?
    - TexBex December 28, 2010, 9:23 am
    just discovered someone threw them away because they couldn't find the lid
    - hightec December 28, 2010, 2:15 pm
    Dang that stinks! :( Being a vegetarian, I appreciate nuts. Haha that was funny to type!
    - TexBex December 29, 2010, 3:31 am
  • 1

    i got nothings this year... course im used to that, only been home one time in the last 4yrs for birthdays, holidays, etc... xcept this was the first year i was still in teh states and couldn't go home... but i got to see my baby boy so its all good...

  • 1

    I got a black leather jacket, a ball python (venom), some carbon blue jeans, some new speakers for my MP3, and some money to spend at Spencers at Pierre Bossier Mall.

    ball python (venom)? what?
    - MIKYTEY December 29, 2010, 1:07 am
    A ball python is my snake that i named venom.
    - VampiricFiend December 29, 2010, 4:39 am
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    Like two years ago i got some laxatives but there was money inside

  • 0

    i got ur mom for christmas

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