Warning Labels part 1/4
* “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.” — In the information booklet.
* “Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.” — On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
* “For external use only!” — On a curling iron.
* “Warning: This product can burn eyes.” — On a curling iron.
* “Do not use in shower.” — On a hair dryer.
* “Do not use while sleeping.” — On a hair dryer.
* “Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.” — On a hand-held massaging device.
* “Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.” — On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
* “Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.” — On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
* “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.” — On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
* “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.” — On an electric rotary tool.
* “Caution: Do not spray in eyes.” — On a container of underarm deodorant.
* “Do not drive with sunshield in place.” — On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
* “Caution: This is not a safety protective device.” — On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
* “Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.” — On an “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter.
* “Battery may explore or leak.” — On a battery. See a scanned image.
* “Do not eat toner.” — On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
* “Not intended for highway use.” — On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
* “This product is not to be used in bathrooms.” — On a Holmes bathroom heater.
* “May irritate eyes.” — On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
* “Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.” — On a novelty rock garden set called “Popcorn Rock.”
* “Caution! Contents hot!” — On a Domino’s Pizza box.
* “Caution: Hot beverages are hot!” — On a coffee cup.
* “Caution: Shoots rubber bands.” — On a product called “Rubber Band Shooter.”
* “Warning: May contain small parts.” — On a frisbee.
* “Do not use orally.” — On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
* “Please keep out of children.” — On a butcher knife.
* “Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.” — On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
* “Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.” — On a battery.
* “Warning: Do not use on eyes.” — In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
* “Do not look into laser with remaining eye.” — On a laser pointer.
* “Do not use for drying pets.” — In the manual for a microwave oven.
* “For use on animals only.” — On an electric cattle prod.
* “For use by trained personnel only.” — On a can of air freshener.
* “Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.” — On a can of air freshener.
* “Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.” — On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
* “Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.” — In the manual for a jetski.
* “Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.” — A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.
* “Do not use as ear plugs.” — On a package of silly putty.
* “Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.” — On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
* “Warning: knives are sharp!” — On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
* “Not for weight control.” — On a pack of Breath Savers.
* “Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.” — On the label of a bottled drink.
* “Theft of this container is a crime.” — On a milk crate.
* “Do not use intimately.” — On a tube of deodorant.
* “Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.” — On a box of rat poison.
* “Fragile. Do not drop.” — Posted on a Boeing 757.
* “Cannot be made non-poisonous.” — On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
* “Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.” — On a portable stroller.
* “Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.” — On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
* “Look before driving.” — On the dash board of a mail truck.
* “Do not iron clothes on body.” — On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
* “Do not drive car or operate machinery.” — On Boot’s children’s cough medicine.
* “For indoor or outdoor use only.” — On a string of Christmas lights.
* “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” — On a child sized Superman costume.
* “This door is alarmed from 7:00pm – 7:00am.” — On a hospital’s outside access door.
* “Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.” — On a sign at a railroad station.
* “Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.” — On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
* “Product will be hot after heating.” — On a supermarket dessert box.
* “Do not turn upside down.” — On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.
* “Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame.” — On a lighter.
* “Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.” — On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.
* “Not for human consumption.” — On a package of dice.
* “May be harmful if swallowed.” — On a shipment of hammers.
* “Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty.” — A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.
* “Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.” — In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
* “Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.” — From a manual for an SGI computer.
* “Warning: May contain nuts.” — On a package of peanuts.