Vending Machine Forum Game

WELCOME, WELCOME. Please come in!
This is a very simple game. Here’s how it works:
Person 1: -inserts a coin-
Person 2: Person 1 receives an elephant! -inserts a matchbox-
Person 3: Person 2 receives a sock. -inserts a match box-
Person 4: Person 3 receives cancer! -inserts smarties-
And so on. You don’t have to do it EXACTLY the way the “persons” did it, but you get the idea, right?
Here’s how not to do it:
Person 1: -inserts a jellybean-
Person 2: You receive a potion kit! -takes kit and makes a lollipop potion and inserts a lollipop potion-
Or something along the lines. When you say “_____ receives a ______!”, that means the person above you receives the item. Not you. You can’t take what they got. IT’S A NO-NO. Got it? Good. c:

ENOUGH OF MY RAMBLING. LET’S START. C:

NO DOWNRATING UNLESS THERE IS REPETITION OF THE RECEIVING…OR THE INSERTING.

NO UPRATING PERIOD