Understanding Man Talk

‘I’M GOING FISHING’ Means: ‘I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.’

‘IT’S A GUY THING’ Means: ‘There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

‘CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?’ Means: ‘Why isn’t dinner already on the table?’

‘UH HUH,’ ‘SURE, HONEY,’ OR ‘YES, DEAR…’ Means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

‘IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN’ Means: ‘I have no idea how it works.’

‘I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.’ Means: ‘I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra?’

‘TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.’ Means: ‘I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.’

‘THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.’ Means: ‘Are you still talking’

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