Twitter throughout history

Note: Tweets are read from the bottom to the top
Note 2: Everything was translated to modern English
Note 3: Yes, computers (and twitter) existed since before the first human walked the earth

The Down of Man

caveman twitter

Several decades BC

You would be AMAZED by how much you can learn about a woman by the TV she watches.

Just knowing her favorite show tells you everything you need to know about what she wants in a man.

Once you understand how she's been programmed to value companionship, love, and sex, everything else is easy.

Don't believe me? Take this 30-second survey and learn how the media she consumes influences her expectations and desires.

Modern times

The future