top 10 super military powers

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#10 Turkey

#9 Japan

#8 Brazil

#7 Germany

#6 France

#5 UK

#4 India

#3 Russia

#2 China

#1 US

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  • 8

    When I clicked on this post I thought it was "super powers" like in super hero movies. Although a good post (+3), the title was misleading. Incidentally , here are my top ten super powers.

    10. Heat Vision
    9. Invisibility
    8. Communication with animals
    7. Super Strength
    6. Teleportation
    5. Impeccable Grammar
    4. Shape shifting
    3. Mind control
    2. Flight
    1. Dry sarcasm

    • Jozzoh
    • September 27, 2010, 1:48 am
    THANK YOU! I was exactly the same, this post was such a disappointment for me :( here's my list in no particular order

    Super Strength
    The ability to instantly fix all spelling and grammar mistakes on the internet
    All Knowingness
    Silent Chewing
    Ability to control the elements.
    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 1:57 am
    Immortality is cheating. HAX!
    - Jozzoh September 27, 2010, 2:06 am

    The problem with Immortality is that it's not very descriptive. Maybe you live forever but your body decomposes, or you're not invulnerable so you end up being a cripple for the rest of your very long life, do you age but never die? you might end up being 2000 years old, looking like a mummy and having the worst case of dementia ever. Also boredom would be a shitter.

    Ideally it'd encompass never aging, having the ability to die should you choose to and invulnerability.
    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 2:12 am
    How can you be invulnerable and have the ability to "choose to die"? Do you stand up one day and say "I CHOOSE TO DIE!" and then collapse?

    Also, since were adding more super powers onto other ones I'll take an aim-bot with my heat vision. I'd get like 50 killstreak.
    - Jozzoh September 27, 2010, 2:22 am
    Essentially yes, you should have the ability to give up your powers and die. Otherwise in billions of years when the world is gone you'll just be floating through space with endlessly erect nipples (it's cold)

    My highest killstreak is 18 i think, halo reach
    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 2:32 am
    I think I'll add "endlessly erect nipples" to my list of super powers. It will foil my villainous enemies.

    Super villain: "Muhaha!! no-one can stop me from world domination now! Wait, HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT GUYS NIPPLES. RETREAT!" Runs*

    ... and thus the world is saved once again by...ENDLESSLY ERECT NIPPLES MAN!
    - Jozzoh September 27, 2010, 2:42 am
    He'd clearly beat the shit out of Burnt Face Man
    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 2:58 am
    "Just because I have erect nipples doesn't mean I can't fight crime."
    - Jozzoh September 27, 2010, 3:06 am

    'It's a bit nippy in here'
    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 3:19 am
    No, that's what his enemies say when the room becomes suddenly cold. Then, Endlessly erect nipples man attacks from the shadows impaling them.

    We should make a movie, I'll call Stephen Speilberg and see if he wants in. Me and Stephen are good buds, or "Steve-dogs" as he likes to be called.
    - Jozzoh September 27, 2010, 3:33 am
    Great minds think alike. I've already done the concept art

    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 3:40 am
    thats what i thought the title meant i think thats what everyone thought too
    also the best power is telekinesis your able to put up force fields to defend against anything and your able to control everything with your mind.
    for example the hulk, pick him up and throw him a couple dozen times and eventually he will cool down and get tired of it. no one can touch you
    - hightec September 27, 2010, 9:11 am
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    No wonder the US are almost constantly in a war with someone. Otherwise that'd be such a huge waste of money, they need to make it worth it. I looked around to try and find the countries that spend the largest percentage of their annual funds on military but couldn't find anything. I could only find who spent the largest percentage in the world. 44% of the global military funding is spent by the US. It's sickening to me, that money could go into more important things like helping the people of the country.

    • Dannyl
    • September 27, 2010, 2:02 am
    Can't reply on above convo anymore, but yeah I like the concept art. We'd have to run it past Steve-dogs though. I'm digging the leather pants.
    - Jozzoh September 27, 2010, 3:45 am
    So do the ladies
    - Dannyl September 27, 2010, 1:44 pm
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    See we may be 5th in the world. But we still have a bad ass theme song to go with our army video :)

    I expected to come on here and see, and the number one super power is having lasers grafted onto your hands and be invisible. I feel a bit of a tard now. :D
    Nice post +3

    • SuDoku
    • September 26, 2010, 10:06 pm
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    Yeah i'm also from the UK

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    • Bekenel
    • September 27, 2010, 6:46 am
    For such a small place, I think were doing pretty well for ourselves.
    - GinjaNinja September 27, 2010, 7:37 am
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    the British have the best sniper team in the world :P
    and the most invinitive tanks and cars
    and the best weapons

    and we invented this one of the most sought after type of plane ever.
    even the Americans liked it and bought it
    harrier1 - top 10 super military powers

    everyone elce just has more people and more money

    and you forgot sweeden dont piss them off they beat everybody

    • BEASTY
    • September 27, 2010, 9:22 am
    umm.. ok i have to disagree. The American snipers are just as good as the British snipers. for the tanks we have the m1 Abrams which is basically the best tank ever. cars like what do you mean? How do you have the best weapons? any particular ones? we have the f22 raptor the f117 nighthawk only we have that one, the b2 bomber f14 and the ac130. and ok you have the harrier but you only need that when you have a short runway we dont need them that much sense our carriers are huge
    - buddyfoeva September 27, 2010, 10:00 am
    fyi the f14 was retired.
    - johnecash September 27, 2010, 10:23 am
    don't just say the best. let me know what they are better than. fyi, th harrier is being replaced by the jsf.
    - johnecash September 27, 2010, 10:24 am
    the harrier is one of the best planes ever created and it will beat allot in a dog fight, it has the ability to go from top speed to about 150mph in a very short amount of time, also with vertical capability's it can do the job of a strike helicopter only faster and more efficiently (uses less fuel getting there and gets there faster)
    American tanks are fairly slow and big but have more fire power, except howitzer's are normally used for bombardments rendering the big tanks fire power not needed as much.
    English tanks tend to be smaller, lighter, more manoeuvrable and more available.

    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 10:59 am
    american tanks are slow? the m1 abrams is fast and can blast anything away. it is considered the best tank ever. and we have planes that can beat those on different things. the only reason your harrier was invented is because of the short carriers you have.
    - buddyfoeva September 27, 2010, 1:08 pm
    damn i knew i was gonna fuck up somewhere but i was just listing some of the ones we have or had. didnt really think about them being retired cause the nighthawk is about retired to right?
    - buddyfoeva September 27, 2010, 1:09 pm
    41.5 mph ok ish...
    and it has a range of.... well , it does 0.6 mile to a gallon and has a range of about 250 miles it holds 500 gallons of fuel
    just leaving the engine running for a hour will burn 10 gallons of fuel
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 1:22 pm
    yes but it has the best armor and can prolly take on at least two of any other tank. ill go with armor speed and firepower rapped in one over just speed
    - buddyfoeva September 27, 2010, 1:25 pm
    armor has nothing to do with anything these days, this

    when it comes in contact with anything fires liquid magnesium at very high pressure and can penetrate 3 inches of steel setting fire to everything inside a tank
    one or 2 of those well aimed will destroy a tank, and what is a tank weakest point the tracks aim for the track the whole tank is screwed
    and i doubt it can take on 2 of these

    challenger 2 main battle tank
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 1:30 pm
    America has the most hegemonal power which is why it's Pax Americana and our defense budget is more than every country combined so what if you have superior equipment you're still #5 and we are still #1
    - triclebickle September 27, 2010, 1:43 pm
    in America yes in England no it if one of the best planes for sea/air combat thanks to unique manurers and also the ability to fly next to a ship and protect it at the same speed
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 1:46 pm
    America has to be at war with someone or you look weak, basicly to the rest of the world
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 1:48 pm
    armor has nothing to these days? are you serious. isnt that what makes a tank a tank the armor and ability to keep its crew safe. as for the rpg goin inside the m1abrams i doubt it but lets just end the argument here the abrams was built a decade before the challenger II and both are really good.
    - buddyfoeva September 27, 2010, 2:30 pm
    fine then a tie
    but the armour will have to be a foot thick to
    withstand rounds in probubly 10 years, at the rate things are going, i mean we have bullets which explode after a set distance, and will the armour of any tank withstand something which is 1000 degrees C and travelling at 3 times the speed of sound. sad but true :(

    a tie it is
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 2:58 pm
    are you familiar with the theory of M.A.D mutual assured destruction, because whether we're weak or not we could decimate any country dumb enough to attack us.
    - triclebickle September 27, 2010, 4:01 pm
    familiarize yourself with End of ze world?

    it houses your point
    but thanks to mad ground troops are still needed and nukes can probably be swatted out of the sky thanks to lazers in the defence system and other various missile defence systems
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 4:23 pm
    there are no missile defense grids that could destroy an ICBM launched from a silo or a submarine in the time that it would take said missile to go from point A to point B and ground troops are used to fight small wars, now say russia or china were to launch a nuke at us we would have ICBMs launched from silos, subs, and dropped from planes in a matter of hours if that. the end of ze world is an exaggerated animation showing what could happen if nuclear war was waged in no way is it a reliable dramatization of nuclear war.
    - triclebickle September 27, 2010, 4:47 pm
    its amazing what the future will bring and laugh at this
    its the 1950's vidio telling us what to do in a nuculer event
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 5:00 pm
    yeah in the even of a nuke hide under wood. in other words put your head between knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
    - triclebickle September 27, 2010, 5:07 pm
    But your now singing duck and cover :D
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 5:09 pm
    no but i want to be burt the turtle.
    - triclebickle September 27, 2010, 5:14 pm
    lol people from the 1950s were weird
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 5:15 pm
    the harrier was a wonderful bird for her day. she is now the old girl at the prom. the new sexy vtol girl is the jsf. vtol and can go supersonic? what?
    - johnecash September 27, 2010, 8:42 pm
    the harrier is wonderful at what it does, but lets not get ahead of ourselfs. it has not been nor was it ever designed to be an air dominance fighter such as the f15
    - johnecash September 27, 2010, 8:44 pm
    it was designed to be used on a carrier it does this job better than anything rlce
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 10:05 pm
    remember that the jsf is from this decade
    the harrier was from the 60s and 70s it wasnt possible then to go supersonic for most planes (exept in a dive)
    - BEASTY September 27, 2010, 10:07 pm
    like i said the harrier i an old girl, no longer the sexy girl she once was.
    - johnecash September 28, 2010, 6:56 am
    but still pretty good at things like cooking and starting forest fires lol
    - BEASTY September 28, 2010, 7:11 am

    are you a bit jealous? america tops a chart. you feel inadequate and post a bunch of random opinions about why you think the UK is better. seems you do that every time someone says anything positive about the united states. country penis envy?

    the brits don't have any car companies anymore. look it up. land rover and jaguar was sold to TA TA (an indian company) by Ford. aston martin was bought by ford... pulled aston martin out of the financial gutter, improved its manufacturing processes, etc. and re-sold (after marking it up, making a nice profit) to an investment group (prodrive) owned by 1 english dude and a bunch of kuaitis. Bentley is owned by volkwagen, rolls royce is owned by BMW, MINI cars is bmw. lotus = malasia

    best sniper TEAM? based on what? that record? from that 1 guy? if you knew anything about sharpshooting especially in the military ... the amount of luck involved in actually getting that kill... its just a matter of being in the right place at the right time.

    and about our weapons/tanks/planes (even though we do have the best tanks and artillery, and dont use that jet anymore (meaning its obsolete by our standards), and british made guns aren't anything special)

    but besides that...

    because youre not an american, you have probably never heard of something called "the lowest bidder always wins" ... it means that whatever company can supply our government with the cheapest required item (that fits required specifications); automatically wins the bidding.

    for example: "we need 900 auto-loading combat rifles with X caliber, etc" whoever can give them the cheapest, automatically gets the contract. (they do this to prevent corruption, for example... if i was in charge of purchasing for an armed forces unit, and i bought overpriced guns in bulk from my friend's business)

    keep that in mind next time youre trying to compare what weapons we use in combat as a benchmark for who "has" better weapons.

    our experimental weapons and things we have in development are pretty crazy too, but usually seen as too expensive to issue to a big group until they find a way to cheaply develop this stuff. for example "dragon skin armor" or the "active denial system (aka ADS)" (look ADS up.. its really cool!) which was designed by Raytheon...

    you need to realise that youre a "1up" person. its a social quirk that happens when someone feels inadequate.

    think about your comment.

    "the US is the biggest superpower according to statistics" your reply? "oh yea!? well we have the best X Y Z in the world!"

    thats the social equivelant of:

    person A: "i love coronas with lime"
    person B: "yea thats good stuff"
    YOU: heineken is a much better beer...
    Person A & B: ......

    that is a classic trait of "1up social disorder"
    putting it simply: you feel a need to 1up anything anyone says

    now that we've identified your problem, the next step is fixing it.

    glad i could help.
    - c8r15 September 28, 2010, 7:59 am
    shush now we resolved this argument above shhhhh your to late
    - BEASTY September 28, 2010, 8:03 am
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