the worlds shortest fairy tale

World’s Shortest Fairy Tale (By Father Goose)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, NO! And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and played poker and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted…The End.