Stupid Arkansas Laws

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw”

A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.