stoned thoughs

1.why is selfridges called selfridges when they dont sell fridges.

2.i think hitler have the right idea just choose the wrong race

3.shit i fell up the stairs with a cup of hot tea. do u know how u told me about the birds and the bees, well i fucked a bee dad :D

5.paramore broke up and i cant find a fucking knife to cut myself. anal hair is very long and i want to set it on fire.

7.wookies are ewoks on steroids. mate is passes out on the floor im gonna draw a cock on his face.

9.he isnt happy. can my eye be lazy when it wanders so freely.

11.i have gum in my mouth... i havent bought any gum in like a month.

12.i just remembered that i danced with a hobo tonight BEST NIGHT EVER!

13.holy shit balls its almost christmas.


17. im a banana anus is bleeding.

19.mancunion for ever!!!

20.PARAWHORE AND PROUD. sooooo fucin blazed.

22. i have a exam in two days

23.did u know i can fit a who kit kat in my mouth

24.i just sniffed a ant

25.hayley williams....i would.

26.did u notice that 16 was missing

27. ok im bored now.

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    If Hitler had the wrong race, who would you rather have Hitler perform genocide on?

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    - gemie89 December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
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    If you step into the warmth... you feel warm. :D

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