Questions To Ponder

I got these from http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/questions.htm…

Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

…Let me just say-I can’t even say that word

How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?

If a husband dies, the wife is called a widow. If a child’s parents die, the child is called an orphan. Why isn’t there a word for a parent that loses a child?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?

From nick afro- I know there was a post like this not too long ago- Just thought i would add to the list!
All hail sharenator???