omegle randomness

Stranger: howdy
You: they see me trollin
You: they hating
You: in the butt
You: muhahahahaha
You: luke i am ur father
Stranger: do you like cake?
Stranger: because I like cake
You: the cake!
You: its a lie
You: a lie i tell you!
Stranger: cake is my favourite vegetable
You: its a lie!
Stranger: its not a lie
Stranger: your the lie
You: oh but it is a lie
You: sharenator tells all
You: muhahahahaha
Stranger: your lying about cake, so that makes you a lier and liers go to hell
You: the cake its a lie
Stranger: thats why you always see cake in heaven
Stranger: because its not a lie
You: cake is a lie so heavens a lie
Stranger: OH MY BUDDA
You: its a trap!
Stranger: you just pooped on the bat mobeal
You: and superman ate it
You: goku FTW
Stranger: what your shit?/
Stranger: that seems normal
Stranger: and completely sane
You: kaaaaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: they say they need to lock me up but really i’m not that strange because my mom said that I was right in the head.
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: and I trust my mom because she was jesus then she died then became my mom
You: goku uses kamehameha!
Stranger: and i like jesus
You: its super effective
Stranger: jesus is a good person
You: jesus mom dies
You: goku wins!
Stranger: everybody dies
You: goku= greater than the son of god reincarnated as ur mom!
Stranger: unless your some sort of super mortal then that would be kinda grim because life would just go on and on and on and on
Stranger: Kairi
Stranger: where are you from, bread bin?
You: bread bin uses goku on trainer
You: goku uses kamehameha
You: kaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: lets battle
Stranger: hey
Stranger: the game
You: choose your pokemon
Stranger: your mom
You: trainer choose your mom
You: you choose goku
You: goku uses kamehameha
You: kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: meeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You: goku uses kamehameha!
You: its super effective!

You: lets battle
You: choose your pokemon
Stranger: pikaschu
Stranger: aND YOU?
You: stranger chooses pikachu
You: trainer chooses goku
Stranger: fU.
You: goku uses kamehameha
You: kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You: its super effective
Stranger: *Bom* YOU DIED
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: MOHAHAHA
You: goku is invincible
Stranger: FUCK YU
Stranger: YOU DIED
Stranger: Loser.

just so everyone knows the first three lines of this post are castlewarsisawsomes joke!