Micheal Jackson Joke

I think it’s been long enough (:
(Just for the record I do like Micheal Jackson’s music or at least some of it)

(WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! These jokes are perverted so If you do not appreciate perverted jokes and/or if you like Micheal Jackson a lot then you should probably not read this post.!!!!!)

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Q: What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Micheal Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s Micheal Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Micheal Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Now I laughed my ass off about a couple of these jokes, I hope you do to but even though Micheal Jackson screwed up in his life doesn’t mean he’s all bad, I mean who hasn’t screwed up in there life right?
I know I have haha. Anyways he was a good singer, just a bad sex partner 😛

IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON