Me and MackenzieBizzatch on Omegle
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: There’s 2 of us.
You: One’s a girl XD
You: one isn’t.
Stranger: i wish its true
You: wish what was true?
Stranger: other side a gal is typing
You: It is true 😛
You: The one who doesn’t start with capitals is the girl.
Stranger: ooh ok thanks for the little secret
You: Not so much of a secret 😛
Stranger: but ur starting with capitals
You: I’m the guy
You: You really don’t catch on too fast…
You: i’m the girl.
You: i don’t capitilize.
You: he doecas.
You: does *
Stranger: ok then y r u here
Stranger: ok same here
Stranger: at least can i know where r u from
You: i’m from texas
You: he’s from england.
Stranger: texas is in america
Stranger: and who is other one typing there
You: We had no clue, thank you so much for showering us with your wisdom.
You: i’m sorry, liam is mean.
You: Too bad 😀
You: no liam.
Stranger: keep on
You: what in fuck’s sake are you saying.
Stranger: wat liam?
You: That was her.
You: I use capitals.
You: Get it into your thick head xD
You: bad liam!
You: See how the G is capitilized?
Stranger: oh ok i got it
You: that lets you know when Liam is talking.
You: *Claps sarcasticly*
Stranger: hi liam
You: i love this guy.
Stranger: thank u ,thank u
You: I dislike him.
You: why? XD
Stranger: same here
You: Because he’s an idiot.
You: You dislike yourself?
Stranger: ya , then wat really an idiot means
Stranger: let me know how fast u can google it
You: An idiot?
You: Well I can dfine that without google.
Stranger: yes plz
You: An idiot is someone who lacks basic inttelect and is unable to comprehend most things said to the person.
You: like you.
Stranger: ya “like u”
You: no, like you good sir.
Stranger: an idiot who is thinking
You: you are unable to grasp any idea thrown at you.
You: nor are you able to understand any idea of tone or meaning behind words.
You: so you, sir, are an idiot.
You: I tip my hat to you.
You: Wat, ya, u, all of that shows how stupid you are
Stranger: but i dint like hats
You: I didn’t tip my hat to you.
You: I tipped it to Mackenzie.
You: the hat that I want to wear? 😀
You: Yes, the tophat.
Stranger: whos tht idiot
You: no, he meant that as in, who is Mackenzie.
You: MACKENZIE *
You: you fucking dope.
You: I lolled.
You: I dislike people who can’t spell my name right.
You: and you sir, are one of them.
You: HOW DID YOU LEARN TO USE A COMPUTER?
You: SOMEONE HAD TO HAVE SAT THERE FOR HOURS TEACHING YOU HOW TO OPEN THE INTERNET.
You: Who knows how long it took for you to get here.
You: Months, years.
Stranger: i dont think so
You: for fuck’s sake, man.
You: do humanity a kind
You: *Claps for Mackenzie*
Stranger: if ppls like u r there humanity will die
Stranger: 😀 😀
You: Like us?
You: I find you absloutely, fucking retarded.
Stranger: ya me too
You: Do me a favor.
You: Never repopulate.
Stranger: me too
You: He can’t figure out
Stranger: stop fucking aroung
You: He thinks it’s a lolipop that he can bite to get to te center 😛
Stranger: d *around
You: fucking around?
You: YOU SIR ARE THE ONE THAT IS FUCKING AROUND.
Stranger: wat a fuking line was tht
You: gtfo my internets.
You: Hey stranger
Stranger: hi stranger
Stranger: where r uuuuuuuuuuuu
You: Go to that link.
You: he doens’t know how.
You: go there.
Stranger: dont worry about tht
You: GO TO SMOUCH.NET/LOL
You: you can get a free iPad from there.
Stranger: who cares for tht
You: I got mine from there.
You: Okay, you can also get a free lap top
You: and 10000 bucks.
You: or a new camera
You: or an iPod touch
Stranger: only 10000
You: they have a bucnch of cool stuff
You: well you can order 10000 a lot of times.
You: that’s how I got rich
You: so go there
You: go on, go.
Stranger: do thy have anything other than tht
You: yeah totally.
You: those are just the ones I could name off the top of my head.
Stranger: ok , wat ru getting for this
You: have you gone there?
Stranger: ya boring page