little rant about a jerkface.

Two days ago I got my lerners permit I was all happy but then I

actually started driveing. The cars a stick shift and it keeps stalling

on me:( but anyway yesterday I was driving again, with my mom yelling

at me. I was trying my best but then I got to a four way intersection.

I was like oh shit becuse there was a lot of cars and they were way to

close so I was getting scared for my turn to go. Of corse right when it

was my turn I staled the car. the guy behind me was mad I could tell he

looked pissed. My mom was yelling at me, it wasn't helping. I tryed to

start the car and go but it staled even though it was a dobble yellow

line the guy cut infront of me. just as he passed me I got the car

going:) I got up to 22 mph and then he slamed on his bracks infront of

me. I stoped just in time but I'm pritty sure he flicked me off. I also

needed to restart the car seeing as it stalled agien. and there were

cars behind me. that guy was a jerkface:( couldn't he tell that I just

started driveing or is he a motherfucking motherfucker who is an

asshole to every student driver he sees. Your call I think the later


sorry I can't spell.

I also want to hear about your worst driving expereance.

  • ember
  • March 18, 2010, 3:25 pm
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    spell smart

    this guy will help you spell j/k

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    Did you see this road sign on your drive?

    poor spelling

    • Math
    • March 19, 2010, 5:02 am
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    I once had a tire fly off my truck. I was doing 70 mph down the interstate, and my lug bolts snapped off. Next thing I know my truck's leaning to the right, and I see my tire fly out in front of me going fucking warp speed. Scared the shit out of me. I spilt yoo-hoo on my balls as I was pullin' off to the side. Miracle the tire didn't hit any traffic. That's one of many auto related incidences I have been in.

    this sounds bad but it seems funny warp speed tire
    - xxkisamexx January 4, 2011, 2:33 am
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    all right - time for my 1 & 1/2 cents - its tough learning to drive. Try to be conscious of those around you but do not worry what they are thinking.... EVERYONE learned at one point and if they say that they were like Rusty Wallace right away , they are full of shit.
    The main thing is to be careful and focus (which it sounds like you are definitely doing). The majority of accidents with those learning involved losing their main focus and therefore 'accidentally' hitting something. Just take it slow and learn how to give the finger like every other driver. + 3 for your honesty -

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    • Dannyl
    • March 19, 2010, 9:38 am
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    I want to start roadrage =)

    • peace
    • March 19, 2010, 2:39 pm
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    oh and ill probably crash before you so dont worry about ur bad driving >_<

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    I can't wait to drive

    • peace
    • March 19, 2010, 2:35 am
    burnout style?
    - xxkisamexx January 4, 2011, 2:34 am
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    dude, that is epic

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    oh Crunk , you are always on time with those... + 3 to you if I could sir.

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    touche ~

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    Do you display anything on your car to make other road users aware that you are a learner?

    • Math
    • March 19, 2010, 5:52 am
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    Try going through some back roads for a while, make your mom drive on the heavier traffic roads. Thats how i learned to drive standard.

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    + 1 back to you kind sir-

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    Wow, lot of both Spelling Nazis and Spelling Estonians here. Probably the first 3 comments about spelling were enough though.

    My worst driving incident was a month after I passed my test getting hit from the side by somebody joining the road I was on from the right. They edged out too far and clipped me as I went past. Even now I'm nervous when I pass people merging from the right. But stuff like that early on makes you a better driver I think. It makes you realise that you can be as good a driver as you like but there are people on the roads who aren't, you can just be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    • Ruleb
    • March 19, 2010, 11:14 am
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    Then I have to declare you have nothing to worry about!
    It's all their dickwad nature that makes them totally forget that they were learners at some point too!
    Carry on regardless!!!!!!!!!!

    • Math
    • March 19, 2010, 1:07 pm
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    works on two levels, very nicely played sir

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    last year around christmas we got a bad ice storm so the roads were bad and Seattle being a hilled city sucks to drive in but I had to go to the store so I'm driving down the hill and the guy in front of me starts sliding down the hill and not knowing what the hell he's doing starts turning the wheel so he's now doing cookies down the hill so I not wanting to hit him throw the car into reverse and press the gas to the floor and turn on the emergency lights thankfully no one was behind me but any way I'm following this guy down the hill in reverse and still going down the hill. to end a long story the guy hit 7 cars and a fire hydrant.

    O.O that would be scary, I'm happy I've only had one problem so far.(if you don't count semis)
    Also, why the hell did he try to turn? That's one of the things my driveing teacher told us never to do!
    - ember January 25, 2011, 8:08 pm
    because he paniced didn't know what the hell to do and then over compensated thus making him turn. and I am an amazing buzzed typist.
    - triclebickle January 25, 2011, 8:44 pm
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    i was on a road rage and shooting people. oh wait that was a game

    I get games and life mixed up to, I like the games better.
    - ember January 25, 2011, 8:33 pm
    lol it was a joke but yeah i do that to
    - castlewarsisawsome January 25, 2011, 8:37 pm
    Ya... >:( I keep looking down at justjim calling me a boy, it makes the flying banana cat angry.
    - ember January 25, 2011, 8:42 pm
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    I was hoping for a punchline :(

    • Dannyl
    • March 19, 2010, 3:03 am
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    • ember
    • March 19, 2010, 10:33 am
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    you don't want to it's really scary there are crazy people who slam on there brakes.

    • ember
    • March 19, 2010, 10:35 am
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