Life Lesson of the Day

Will update each day with a new life lesson!!

Lesson #1: If you’re going to run your car into a woman talking to your boyfriend, make sure she’s actually flirting with him and not just exchanging insurance information after a fender bender.

Lesson #2: Take responsibility for your own actions, even when you’re an idiot.

Lesson #3: Don’t let your 11month old son play with the telephone

Lesson #4: Don’t steal, you could get raped before prison

Lesson #5: Watch out for comic book conventions

Lesson #6: Toddler + 300lb snake = doesn’t mix well…idiot parents

Lesson #7: If you are going to pee on a Judge’s chair, don’t get caught