Life Lesson of the Day

Will update each day with a new life lesson!!

Lesson #1: If you’re going to run your car into a woman talking to your boyfriend, make sure she’s actually flirting with him and not just exchanging insurance information after a fender bender.

http://omaha.com/article/20090626/NEWS01/706269894

Lesson #2: Take responsibility for your own actions, even when you’re an idiot.

http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html

Lesson #3: Don’t let your 11month old son play with the telephone

http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/Eleven-month-old_boy_accidentally_dials_9-1-1_and_gets_dad_arrested.html

Lesson #4: Don’t steal, you could get raped before prison
http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2009/07/22/86135_fun-weird-news.html

Lesson #5: Watch out for comic book conventions
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/26/magazine/26FOB-2DLove-t.html?_r=2&partner=rss&emc=rss&pagewanted=all

Lesson #6: Toddler + 300lb snake = doesn’t mix well…idiot parents
http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp?S=9718863&nav=15MUCBSd

Lesson #7: If you are going to pee on a Judge’s chair, don’t get caught
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32131408