whats the difference between a pizza and a black… the pizza can support a family of 5

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew… the pizza wont scream in the oven

VAMPIRE: ill have a hot water BARTENDER:i though u guys liked blood VAMPIRE:(pulls out a tampon)we do im having tea

where do you hide something from a mexican… his workboots

Q. Why did the stoner cross the street?
A. His dealer lived on the other side.

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

Q: What is Reality?
A: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.

Q: What is the difference between a drunk guy and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: Screw it, we got lighters

Q. How long does it take before a pound of bud goes bad?
A. I don’t know! I’ve never had it longer than an hour!

Q: How do you hide pot from a hippie?
A: Put it in his work boots.

Q: What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A: Politicians don’t inhale…they just suck.

Q. If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A. The cop!