Joke – Mate short on cash

My mate has been a little short of cash recently, and I knew I could help him out and have a little fun at the same time.

I proposed that I give him money for some ‘quality time’ with his girlfriend, he already knew I fancied her quite a bit.

He wasn’t having any of it, until I mentioned my offering rate was £500 an hour. He grudgingly accepted, and after finally convincing his missus, I was ready to go.

I warmed myself up before we even began, she lay down on my bed, I came on her face within 4 seconds, walked up to my mate and gave him his 56 pence.

I’ve never seen someone react so badly to ‘You do the math…’