i need advice

so the summer is coming up and what i want to do is visit my friends that are in ontario. im curently in BC and am pretty broke. i want to ask my parents for help with it but a plane ticket is like $400 and i feel like thats too much to ask. i also cant seem to get a job, ive been rejected so many times and wouldnt be able to even go halfs with my parents. stupid economy

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    Step 1 - Find a Jew
    Step 2 - Kill him and take all his Jew gold
    Step 3 - ????
    Step 4 - PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!

    lepricon gold?
    - jedimcsithlord May 26, 2011, 11:39 am
    And no, they curse there gold.
    - Dragkyre May 26, 2011, 12:49 pm
    but do jews have gold?
    - jedimcsithlord May 26, 2011, 1:13 pm
    of course they do, haven't you watched south park?
    - MIKYTEY May 26, 2011, 7:07 pm
    not a lot of the more recent episodes.
    - jedimcsithlord May 26, 2011, 7:50 pm
    same here, i'm in afghaniland, we dont get TV much. its one of the older ones. where cartman tries to steal kyles "jew gold"
    - MIKYTEY May 26, 2011, 8:05 pm
    your deployed... HAAAA!!!!!
    - Lucky May 27, 2011, 7:01 am
    yeah? i get a tax free paycheck and an extra 600bucks a month! HAAAAA!!!! but seriously, i got about a month left. then it's back to saturday nights alone with my RC cars and xbox
    - MIKYTEY May 27, 2011, 10:18 am
    I'll hold down the sofa while you're gone.
    - Lucky May 27, 2011, 2:45 pm
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    well you have a few things you can do actually, you can offer to work your debt off if your parents take the bill, you can do odd jobs like pick up dog shit, mow lawns, other land scapeish stuff, if you're good at pool or darts you could hustle some people, play poker with friends (if you're good). just some ideas on how to get where you need to go.

    i had forgoten the illo work it off thing. thank u +1 comment
    - jedimcsithlord May 24, 2011, 6:04 pm
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    um you could become a part time prostitute. jk

    with my looks
    - jedimcsithlord May 25, 2011, 3:55 pm
    i think he wants to raise money, not scare away the customers
    - MIKYTEY May 25, 2011, 6:50 pm
    good point
    - alucard May 26, 2011, 1:38 pm
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    I read BC as Bad company like Battlefield Bad Company so get your friends to buy Bad company 2 and u can all play together about $30 so i just saved u $370. No need to thank me.

    have it. love it
    - jedimcsithlord May 26, 2011, 1:14 pm
    We support this plan.
    - Dawn May 27, 2011, 3:24 pm
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    hmmmm i just got offered like 5 new jobs
    trollface 1 1 - i need advice

    totally kidding but honestly if you don't have the money I'd recommend not going but if you can get your parents to split it with you do that. Try not to let opportunities to slip by but know pushing to hard for one will let even more slip by. basically If you want it then go for it if you can wait then wait.

    i just got a job thats full-time for the summer, in which i will be making more then 9000 internts =D =D =D...i mean dollars. jk i wish
    - bufus101 May 24, 2011, 4:10 pm
    lol i actually have two right now but ones a summer camp job and the other is...... well the other is in a shoe store..... but hell I'm making some good money
    - 24paperwings May 24, 2011, 4:12 pm
    haha yeah it sounds it. plus i like working, it keeps ya busy
    - bufus101 May 24, 2011, 4:24 pm
    Shoooooooeeeeessss.... I LOVE SHOEEEEESSSSSSS!
    - ClassicDarlingXO May 24, 2011, 5:10 pm
    lol i can get you a deal if you want to wear children's shoes around. they tend to come with sparkles all over them and a couple light up or have princesses on them.
    - 24paperwings May 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
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    • ember
    • May 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
    Embe Ember Ember Ember Ember Ember, Hai!!!
    I have a post you really really really need to see...
    - DarkHunter May 24, 2011, 5:09 pm
    She is finally back!
    - CallMeGoogle May 24, 2011, 5:11 pm
    Yes it was a horribly long trip. She had to create a new species of animal. It is a cross between a bear, bat, beaver, lemming, Michel Jackson, and a rock. She also killed a prostitute, with a stick.
    - ember May 24, 2011, 5:42 pm
    how much did the prostitute owe you?
    - MIKYTEY May 24, 2011, 5:46 pm
    Over nine thousand dollars.
    - ember May 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
    Wait, isn't the stick your rape stick? O.o
    - DarkHunter May 24, 2011, 6:03 pm
    No, just a stick Ember found on the ground. Ember doesn't even have a rape stick, just a baseball bat with nails and glass sticking out of it.
    - ember May 24, 2011, 6:33 pm
    yeah, i think thats what he meant...
    - MIKYTEY May 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
    He meant yeah? He said nothing about yeah, stop putting words in DarkHunters mouth! He said rape stick, Ember knows he did... MIKYTEY are you lying to Ember? Do you know what happens to people who lie to Ember :D
    - ember May 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
    i get a raise?
    - MIKYTEY May 24, 2011, 11:50 pm
    That prostitue lied to Ember.
    Now you see what happens if you do!
    - Curuba May 25, 2011, 3:40 am
    Curuba is correct.
    - ember May 25, 2011, 10:23 am
    He was putting words in my mouth? How dare he, Ember as the best DarkHunterism follower you are allowed to brutally hurt him any way you please.
    - DarkHunter May 25, 2011, 12:11 pm
    i get killed by a stick? or a rape stick? or just killed? so, how do you go about killing something that doesn't exist?
    - MIKYTEY May 25, 2011, 6:48 pm
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