I murdered my neighbor because I’m cool like that (NOT REALLY! )
Just write the sentence that comes up as u go alongl!
Pick the month you were born:
April–I dry humped
May–I choked on
July–I did the Macarena with
August–I had lunch with
September–I danced with
October–I sang to
November–I yelled at
December–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
7——-my cell phone
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
11——-my science teacher
14——-a stuffed animal
20——-a baseball bat
25——-a football player
29——-a permanent marker
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———-because I’m cool like that
Black———–because that’s how I roll.
Pink————because I’m NOT a homosexual.
Red————because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I hate myself.
Purple———because I’m cool.
Gray———-because I was drunk
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——-because I hate my family.
Brown——–because I was high.
Other——-because I’m a ninja.
None——–because I can’t control myself
My sentence is: I murdered my neighbor because I’m cool like that.