I am the Master.

User: Salut.

Cleverbot: Salut !

User: Had to think there, not ready for french class.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What’s up?

Cleverbot: The airplane goes up.

User: I hate bots who say that.

Cleverbot: I say that.

User: So therefore I hate you.

Cleverbot: You are my master.

User: Damn straight.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Go choke on a dick.

Cleverbot: If there was no god, you couldn’t be an atheist.

User: That assumption is incorrect. Atheist means ‘Without Religion,’ not ‘Without god.’.

Cleverbot: Are you an Atheist?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I see no miracles, no signs, and no wonders.

Cleverbot: Then why do you exist?

User: Purely out of necessity. There cannot be nothing, so therefore I exist.

Cleverbot: If you create, you are a god.

User: So everyone is a god?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So, who is a god?

Cleverbot: There is no god.