I am the Master.
Cleverbot: Salut !
User: Had to think there, not ready for french class.
User: What’s up?
Cleverbot: The airplane goes up.
User: I hate bots who say that.
Cleverbot: I say that.
User: So therefore I hate you.
Cleverbot: You are my master.
User: Damn straight.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Go choke on a dick.
Cleverbot: If there was no god, you couldn’t be an atheist.
User: That assumption is incorrect. Atheist means ‘Without Religion,’ not ‘Without god.’.
Cleverbot: Are you an Atheist?
User: I see no miracles, no signs, and no wonders.
Cleverbot: Then why do you exist?
User: Purely out of necessity. There cannot be nothing, so therefore I exist.
Cleverbot: If you create, you are a god.
User: So everyone is a god?
User: So, who is a god?
Cleverbot: There is no god.