GI Joe and Star Trek Review
Star Trek was really good. The plot was kinda confusing, though it made sense. The effects were exceptional and I loved the casting. Putting the original Spock back in was a great idea. I couldn’t take John Cho seriously as Sulu though. I was sitting there waiting for Kumar to pop out with White Castle. Zachary Quinto as the young Spock was kind of odd. Again, I couldn’t take him seriously. I wanted him to go Sylar on everyone’s ass. All in all I give this movie a 9.5/10.
GI Joe was really REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE!! Everything about it was so god damn cliche. Marlon Wayans was fucking terrible. He’s great in comedic movies but not serious ones. I also hated how the good ninja was a white guy. That’s just bullshit. I’m with Storm Shadow. If I was in a ninja school and the master picked the white guy over me, then I’d stab the fuck out of that guy. Also, the movie rushed a bit and I didn’t get to know the characters as well as I hoped. I give this movie a 6/10 just to be nice.