Funny Things In Life

You have to repeat the whole alphabet because you can’t remeber what letter comes next.

You push those little buttons on the lids of fast food drinks.Like in McDonalds.

What women REALLY mean when they say a guy’s hot

When women say a GUY is hot…. they’re not talking about the shape of his body or face. More often than not, they’re talking about how he carries himself.

Women decide who they like based on what they feel.

They’re highly tuned into the signals a man’s body language is giving off...

"There’s just something about him"’ve heard that before, right?

THAT is the power of body language. And once you learn how to give off that sexual energy yourself, you can hack her brain and make her yours.

And who better to teach you than a hot woman?

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You never read the Terms and Conditions but you accept them anyway.

I don’t care if it doesn’t matter I want to know!

How you and you’re friend can say one word and crack up laughing.

On MSN you delete everything you’ve typed because you saw the other person was typing

When you realize “If the world really ends in 2012 then i wasted my whole life in school”

You hate it when teachers lose your work and say they’ve never seen it.

You hate it when you do something amazing but no one see’s it.

You screamed someones name and they didn’t hear you.Great.Thanks for making me look stupid

You don’t care if there’s a fridge full of food THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!

You take the ‘long way’ back to class

“I know you’re annoyed at me,but what have I done wrong?”

You whisper to someone during class.The teacher hears and says “Do you want to share that with the class?””No,that’s why I whispered it.”

My door was closed when you came in,don’t go out and leave it open!

I love it when people point at a clock and say “Is that the time?”

A word that a lot of people use but have no idea what it means: Irregardless
What people think it means: Nothing in regard.
What it really means: Not a damned thing.