Funny Things In Life
You have to repeat the whole alphabet because you can’t remeber what letter comes next.
You push those little buttons on the lids of fast food drinks.Like in McDonalds.
You never read the Terms and Conditions but you accept them anyway.
I don’t care if it doesn’t matter I want to know!
How you and you’re friend can say one word and crack up laughing.
On MSN you delete everything you’ve typed because you saw the other person was typing
When you realize “If the world really ends in 2012 then i wasted my whole life in school”
You hate it when teachers lose your work and say they’ve never seen it.
You hate it when you do something amazing but no one see’s it.
You screamed someones name and they didn’t hear you.Great.Thanks for making me look stupid
You don’t care if there’s a fridge full of food THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT!
You take the ‘long way’ back to class
“I know you’re annoyed at me,but what have I done wrong?”
You whisper to someone during class.The teacher hears and says “Do you want to share that with the class?””No,that’s why I whispered it.”
My door was closed when you came in,don’t go out and leave it open!
I love it when people point at a clock and say “Is that the time?”
A word that a lot of people use but have no idea what it means: Irregardless
What people think it means: Nothing in regard.
What it really means: Not a damned thing.