Football (not handegg) funnies 24 – Ballon d’Or

So with the Ballon d’Or ceremony yesterday, where we found out the 2014 Team of the Year; best goal of the year, coach and player of the year; here are some funnies from it:

Also, I’m still pissed that Luiz is there -_- That clown just made a mockery of the whole night
Anyway, enjoy!

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