Dogs vs boyfriends

I love to be around women who say dogs are way better than men because they’re loyal and always listen, because I get to sarcastically mention

Oh yeah, the dog has it pretty good too! All he has to do is lie around the house all day and pretend he understands what you’re saying, and you go out, work, make all the money, prepare his food and clean up after him

Then they think about that… they’re playing housewife to a dog…