polls profiles cullenism

Google it. It’s quite sad.

1. cullenism
magnetsA new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord’s Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

As a fellow sharenator (Inzanepiratical) pointed out to me in a comment, Cullenist Dont consider thereselves a religion, but call there gatherings “Twichurch” and they have them on sundays.