Crazy news from North Korea

news from north korea

  • Slash
  • January 22, 2014, 7:05 am
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    North Korea is more calculated in their efforts than us western pigs, we always thought we had to go during the day because we didn't know where the sun went at night.

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    This is worse than that world cup moment of 2010 when it was shown live /facepalm

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    THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun. It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning. Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.

    “We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”

    The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un. It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings. While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present. The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.

    ROFL! :D

    • Linas
    • January 22, 2014, 11:18 am
    how brainwashed must the people in north korea be if they believe this bullshit
    - Micha12354 January 22, 2014, 12:03 pm
    I guess it's not so far till the people start to wake up, as more and more people in the North Korea get the information about the outer world via the contraband (foreign movies, music, books, etc...). I am recommending to watch this documentary about NK, if you haven't already:
    - Linas January 22, 2014, 12:25 pm
    At night... GENIUS
    - poopiteepoop January 22, 2014, 1:19 pm
    well, shit, can't watch it, because of right restrictions, i might have seen it before, i'll look around on youtube, thanks for the link though, i'll definetly watch it if i find it
    - Micha12354 January 22, 2014, 1:19 pm
    I guess you are not from the USA, as this video is resitrcted to the USA only... sadly I am not from USA either but used Hola! extension for chrome browser in order to trick the site. This documentary is relatively new (maybe couple of weeks at most), the footage were secretly smugled out of the NK.

    Here is the link for Hola! , prety nice extension: Maybe they have port for other browsers too, haven't checked this.
    - Linas January 22, 2014, 1:53 pm
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    well if they went at night when the sun is off he would of been sweet..... Fucking north Korea

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