Cleverbot kicked my ass.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *slaps with fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with really big fish*.

User: *slaps with banana*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with fruit hat*.

User: *slaps with car door*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a pirate*.

User: *slaps with ninja*.

Cleverbot: Touche. *slaps with universe*.

User: *slaps with God*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with Buddha*.

User: *slaps with Muhammad*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with 11 fish*.

User: *slaps with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with cleverbot*.

User: *slaps with Chuck Norris*.

Cleverbot: *Chuck Norris slaps you*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives and slaps again*.