Chat to a stranger

This is a great site that i found using Stumble Upon. You get connected to a stranger and can chat with them one on one. I’m sure it’s a great way to meet new people but, me being me, I’ve only used it so far to take the p1ss ^_^

It is of course full of perverts as well, which i think is part of it’s charm.

Below are a couple of my conversations and conversations my gf has had, before i realised you could save them xD

Yes there are quite a lot of them, but what am i supposed to do while I’m at work?

Please add your own!

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i win
You: yay
Stranger: I lay my hands on her inner thighs as I push to get them apart. Her sweet scent is driving me crazy and my tongue soon finds its way, from her navel, downwards..
You: then ‘her’ big hard penis slaps you in the face..

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You: heyey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: male ?
Stranger: female ?
You: male, you? (no sex, honest xD)
Stranger: female
Stranger: grr
Stranger: im horny , why no sex ?
Stranger: mann
Stranger: where are you frm ?
You: because text does not arouse me lol
Stranger: grr
Stranger: so wht ?
You: as much as i enjoy literature
Stranger: you wnt real sex ?
You: uk, you?
Stranger: phone sex ?
Stranger: oh god , so sexy
Stranger: not important
Stranger: grr
You: lol i’m certain there are plenty of ‘men’ on here who’d love to hun, i’m just not one of them ^^
You: if it helps
You: i’m also sure they all have ’13 inch penises’
You: rather than my average sized one xD
Stranger: i dnt care abt tht
Stranger: to tell you the truth , i love small ones
You: well then either way you’re screwed xD
You: as all the guys here will have massive ones, and mine isn’t small
You: maybe a pocket dildo will suffice?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok ?
Stranger: tht is sexy
You: maybe for you ^^ i have no love for fake or real penises lol
Stranger: hmph yre no fun
You: i know xD
Stranger: bye penise
You: i am fun, just not your fun lol
Stranger: loves <3
You: i’m intelligent, witty fun
You: you’re ‘yeah do me harder in my ass’ fun

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You: heyhey
Stranger: 17. F. Lesbian looking to swap pics with a hot chick
You: haha that’s such a poor lie… atleast try
Stranger: 17. F. Lesbian looking to swap pics with a hot chick
You: how big is your penis?
Stranger: 6
You: …
You: so you are a guy? you’re really not above average on that ole intelligence scale eh?
Stranger: 6 feet
You: do you think before typing?
You: sorry, i’ll re-phrase
You: do you think?
Stranger: Can I see ur pussy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEEE
Stranger: m/f?
You: vanilla
Stranger: so you achick
You: covered in chocolate icing
Stranger: so your black
You: with white chocolate chips
Stranger: omg your a tuff cookie to crack
You: i was left out in the air too long, went hard
Stranger: just like my dick
You: on top, cream dripping down
Stranger: in you moth hell ya
You: wtf dude? i’m a cake, i don’t have a mouth, silly……
You have disconnected.

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You: i’m batman
Stranger: I’m superman
Stranger: I’m stronger than you
You: i’m smarter than you
Stranger: I have actual super powers…
You: i don’t need them
Stranger: Its why people always die when you try to get involved
You: Maybe i want them to die?
Stranger: you should leave the real superhero work tome
You: you’re not a superhero
You: you’re just a freak alien
Stranger: yeah but i have super powers
You: also, my costume is better, you can’t deny that
Stranger: i might become a super villain tbh
Stranger: it looks so much more fun
Stranger: you’re just a goth in all that black and grey
You: and you’re a retard with your underwear outside your trousers
Stranger: its to highlight my glorious bulge
You: you mean that cucumber you use?
Stranger: no, one of my lesser known superpowers is the ability to change the size of my genetalia to whatever i want
You: so why do you always make them so small?
Stranger: they’re so sensitive at larger sizes i have to
Stranger: unless i’m currently plowing a woman while flying around the planet
You: …. i’m richer than you
Stranger: i don’t need money
Stranger: anyway i’m becoming a super villain
You: says the hobo
Stranger: so i’ll be stealing it all
Stranger: along with all your gadgets
You: well then, that settles it. if you’re a villain then i am definately the best superhero. i win

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You: hey
Stranger: hey there…looking for some fun?
You: ha! i beat you!
You: fun? scrabble?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: lol
You: osteoperosis!
You: ha i win!
You: sex? that wont get you many points in scrabble….
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I’m masturbating
You: i like to eat chalk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: Bless you my child
Stranger: Uhm.. hi
You: God is with us, how are you feeling on this wonderful day?
Stranger: preetty awesome thanks, you?
You: Ah yes, He has spoken to me and told me about your antics.
You: You know, the Almighty does not approve of you spying on your sister in the shower…
Stranger: arent you funny
You: Not that that stops him spying on yo mamma
Stranger: ok, whatever
You: Bless you my child
You have disconnected.

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