Chain Gang Forum Game

ok, in this forum game you must post one word and only one word at a time. the object is to make the most epic story ever as a team. do not double post, wait until there are like 2 responses after yours to post another, and make it the best story ever. heres an example of one possible solution for a sentence in the story:

Person 1: I
person 2: think
person 3: juice
person 1: is
person 4: nice.

and most importantly, have fun!