Can you answer these? :D

I will upload the answers once the rating of this post is over 30 OR some1 gets all the answers! DUH

answerme - can you answer these? :d

and the winner is had5244888 who will get 33% of my next RYF post 😀
mabrook 😀 means congrats in arabic 😉
and here are the answers as promised

jokesanswers - can you answer these? :d