Blonde Joke (No Offence)

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.< /B> I thought that maybe if I acted ‘CRAZY’ then he Would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was ‘CRAZY’ and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
And asked ‘What are you doing?’ I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, ‘You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.’
I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
The Boss asked her
..And where do you think you’re going?’

(You’re gonna love this…..)

She said,
‘I’m going home too, I can’t work in the dark!

No offence to Blonde girls who use sharenator!