Ok, I’ll try to be as helpful as I can, and if you are unsatisfied with Yoshi’s, you are unsatisfied.
However, if you are are REALLY unsatisfied, you can send me back to the woods with all the other Yoshi’s.
If you just came here to ask something dirty, ask and I will answer.
And finally, if you use your Yoshi regularly, and you love Yoshi’s, YOU, my sir, are awesome.

I did this for the sole reason of I was bored, I wanted to make fun of that ask a girl post (because it could easily fall into the “porn” category). This is the only time I will do one of these (aside from my original “Ask a Daminals” post). So, I too made this as a piss-take of ask a girl.