Anyone Else have Insomnia?

Ideas:

1. stand on your roof chanting, scare the hell out of anyone else not sleeping

2. command your evil lawn gnome army

3. Masterbate chronically to tire yourself into dreamland.

4. Hit your head repeatedly with a brick until you are “cured”

5. Learn to play the bagpipe

6. Drive around town playing “Spot The Hooker”

7. Hunt vampires

8. Take advantage of your free nights – call all your friends

9. Map those bumpy things on the ceiling

10. Use up your leftover fireworks from the 4th of July and New Years Eve

11. Mow the lawn – if you can’t sleep, then nobody will!

12. *My favorite idea* Dress up like Batman and run around your neighborhood calling out for Robin