Mother-in-law / Woman Hitler
Evangelist / Evil agents
Large breasts / Great braless
Prison cell mate / Con still rapes me
Ordained Priest / Predator inside
School teacher / coach the losers
sexually transmitted diseases / Last steamy sex resulted in aids
Husband and wife / Fun was had in bed
The ménage à trois / A giant threesome
Feeling romantic / Flaming erection
X-Rated Movies / Sex video-mart
Life Sucks / I Fuck Less
I have a large penis / I please her vagina
President Clinton of the USA / To copulate, he finds interns
Catholicism / Comical Shit
Masturbation / Anatomist Rub
Anal retentive / A latrine event
Axl Rose / Oral sex
Debit card / Bad credit
Slot machines / Cash lost in ‘em
School master / The classroom
Eleven plus two / Twelve plus one
Dormitory / Dirty room
Punishment / Nine Thumps
The Morse code / Here come dots / Custom Dipsticks
Snooze alarms / Alas! No more Zs
A decimal point / I’m a dot in place
Astronomer / Moon starer
The eyes / They see
The public art galleries / Large picture halls, I bet
Election results / Lies – let’s recount
The Hurricanes / These churn air

-Anagrams in Famous Names-
Elvis / Lives
Elvis Aaron Presley / Seen alive? Sorry, pal!
Madonna Louise Ciccone / One cool dance musician.
Clint Eastwood / Old West action.
William Shakespeare / I’ll make a wise phrase.
Marilyn Manson / Manly man? No sir!
A Homer Simpson / Mr Homo Sapiens.
Giovanni Pergolesi / I love opera singing!
George Bush / He bugs Gore.
President Bush of the USA / A fresh one, but he’s stupid.
Osama bin Laden / A bad man, no lies.
Saddam Hussein / UN’s said he’s mad.
Adolf Hitler / Do real filth.
Monica Lewinsky / Nice silky woman.