Zombie Team

So the rules are your team are the good guys from the last thing your read, watched and played, here's mine
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  • TheGigg
  • May 3, 2012, 3:52 pm
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    Read: A Dora the Explorer book (To my little cousin.)
    Watched: Dora, again
    Played: Tetris

    fuuuuuuu - zombie team

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    read: Lord of the flies, english :/
    i'll have roger
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    watched: Die hard 4.0
    who else other than John McClain
    john mclain

    played: Fifa 12
    i think i'll go with Drogba
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    Not the best for fighting off zombies, but John McClain is a beast, Drogba is big, black and strong, and Roger is, well, a little white boy with a stick

    Last thing I read.... So the cat and the hat

    Last thing i watched Rise of the planet of the apes

    Last thing I played Starcraft 2

    So basically I have A horde of Apes, A mass of zerg, and a fucking cat nice..
    - tyduran13 May 4, 2012, 3:16 am
    i would take yours over mine, if you're allowed all the apes, but if only 1 ape i'd have mine
    but we both have someone shit, mine being a little guy with a stick, yours being a cat who won't eat his vegetables :P
    - Fail4424 May 4, 2012, 2:28 pm
    Yeah but think about it.. My cat can do some crazy shit. if you ever read the cat and the hat (I'm sure you and everybody else has) he can do some crazy shit!! plus id have thing one and thing two, which means GG lmfao
    - tyduran13 May 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
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    I read The Red Pyramid, So I get two powerful Egyptian sorcerers.
    I watched Dragonaught, So I get a team of dragon riders.
    And I played Skyrim, so I get the F*cking Dragonborn.
    Basically, the world is now mine.

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    Last thing I read: Inheritance (One of the Eragon books) So I'll have a dragon riding magic wielding badass
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    Last thing I saw: Game of Thrones, so take your pick of medieval warriors
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    Last thing I played: League of Legends, I do believe any champion could destroy a zombie army.
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    i litterally have the same team as you. Da Fuq?
    - Bored10123 May 3, 2012, 11:48 pm
    High five for having great taste!
    - imfrikknbad May 4, 2012, 4:04 pm
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    watching the matrix so i think i'll go with Neo and his team, last read is the spinward fringe so i'm going with jacob valance (basically he can't die because he has a reinforced bone structure and swarms of nanonbots going through out his body instantly repairing any damage and healing any diseases he gets, he had his chest blown apart then stood up and broke some dudes neck to find out he has this ability) and last played was COD 3 so since thats the last one i'm going with price, soap, and nikoli. basically i think my team members are the gods of zombie survival teams

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    ...id have one: read the things they carried; team of vietnam soldiers. two: watched MI4; TOM CRUISE. and three: reach; NOBLE ONE BITCHES


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    Hmm... Read: Revan so... ill have The original Dark Lord Revan / Watched: Growing Op so ill have a family of hippies who grow their own weed / and ill have another Jedi Apprentance who eventually becomes a master jedi..... I'd say im doing alright. "Ok dudes imma get stoned with Smokie maggie over here, while you two go and f*** s*** up with yalls purple and blue flashlights." -me

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    Read: Bravo Two Zero. I'll take Andy McNabb (Former SAS Soldier)
    Watched: American Pie: Reunion. Guess ill take Oz, physically biggest out of them all.
    Played: Madden 12. I'd take Ray Lewis.
    I think i'd go alright with them! Particularly Andy McNabb! A lil' SAS v Zombies!

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    i read "The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets Nest" so a badass hot chick
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    watched National Tresures so Nick Cage
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    and played [prototype2] so James Heller
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    ...im happy

    sooooo send out the prototype dude and just kinda sit back and watch while he decapitates everything that moves?
    - 24paperwings May 4, 2012, 10:32 am
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    I read Harlequin last, so i get an english longbowman
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    I last watched Red Dwarf, so i get a very lucky space crew
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    And you didn't take strategy games into account with this game thing did you? I last played Empire Total War, playing as Britain, so i get the entirety of the British Army and Navy at the time. Bitches, you get your heroes with their skills and such, i get thousand-strong gun lines.

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    NOTHING is getting past my team. Actually, the bowman and the red dwarf crew are pretty redundant if i have an entire army to blast zombies with. Seriously, it was your rules :)

    Idk man. Muzzle loader rifles probably wouldn't be too good against zombies, and the modern British army is defeated by zombies in many books/movies/games.
    You would at least have the space crew so if everything went to shit you'd have a way to GTFO lol.
    - imfrikknbad May 4, 2012, 4:09 pm
    yeah and if one get in your lines your boned that why you gotta use the nano age in empire earth lol
    - Weichert506 May 4, 2012, 4:47 pm
    oh, not just muskets and rifles. i get cannons. ever heard of grapeshot? basically makes the cannon a gigantic shotgun. Standard layout is two of these in between each line regiment. That's a hell of a lot of fire
    plus, i have very rarely seen the british army get beaten by zombies, so don't give me the 'many' thing without decent examples.
    And besides, you rarely get modern forces of around 20,000 men concentrated in a single place. back in 18th century, that was pretty normal for many fields. massed gunfire was the tactic of the day, so that's what i get.
    - Bekenel May 4, 2012, 5:21 pm
    You would certainly kill thousands of zombies without a doubt. But an army that size would attract a MASSIVE zombie horde and I don't think you'd have enough ammo to take care of that coupled with the long reload time. Zombies only die from head-shots and guns from that era were notorious for inaccuracy.

    The vast majority of zombie movies are about the "Zombie Apocalypse" that means the entire planet is overrun except for a few survivors. The entire world includes the UK, so take your pick of examples.
    In order to use an army of that size effectively you would have to be in a large open field like you said. How would you find food to feed all those people when you cannot move them effectively? Eventually one by one they would die, just adding to your zombie problem.
    - imfrikknbad May 4, 2012, 8:24 pm
    perimeter fence around a wide area, in a survivor's area - which is invariably included in zombie apocalypses anyway. and, i know guns then were inaccurate, but with the horde of zombies you described, that's a big target.
    one other thing, i accept that zombies are often killed with headshots, but 0with the volume of gunfire, they only need be incapacitated initially, to stem the horde, before they can be killed. shots to the leg will take them out of action quite satisfactorily until the crisis is averted and their brains can be shot out
    you can't deny though, having an entire armed force to deal with a zombie horde is pretty good going for a survivor team
    - Bekenel May 4, 2012, 8:44 pm
    In Sean of the dead the Army came in and saved everyone at the end, so this guy might get lucky and have that happen?
    - Fail4424 May 5, 2012, 5:40 pm
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    I watched avatar, so this guy:

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    Currently reading The Hunger Games so Katniss:

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    Last played was Barbarian in the Diablo 3 open beta:

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    Last thing I read: Homestuck

    So I get a group of kids who are considered Gods and can do things like Control Time, Control the Wind, Control Space, and See the Future...

    Last thing I watched: A WW1 film, so I get an army of soldiers to control...

    Last thing I played: EarthBound

    So I get four kids, three who can blow stuff up with their mind and one who is a Genius who can build almost anything...

    Do I Win?

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    The last thing I read was "The Dark Tower - The Wastelands".
    The last thing I watched was also The Avengers.
    The last thing I played was Mortal Kombat.

    So I have a ridiculously skilled old school gunslinger.
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    The Fucking Avengers.
    The Avengers Movie

    And the character I used last was Cyrax.
    Cyrax Render

    I think I'm safe.

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    Read Black Hawk Down so a Company of Rangers and a company of Delta
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    Watched Transformers so MEGAN FOX
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    Played Mercenaries 2 so only the most bad ass Crew of Mercs
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    Read: Hunger Games
    katniss unleashes her arrow mtv vmas

    Watched: Supernatural
    Sam and Dean fuck yea!
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    Played: Mass Effect 3
    Commander Shepard
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    Yea, I think I'll be fine :)

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    So an elite anti-terrorist killing squad


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    A pissed off, dual decapitation weapon weilding, magic shouting Nord... Think I'll be ok :)

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    aww I feel for you man

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    Read: Stephen King's 11/22/63
    watched: a show about amish people
    played: Mass Effect

    ...so a time traveling english teacher, an amish dude, and the motherf#@$ing Commander.

    • Rinic
    • May 9, 2012, 12:21 pm
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    Friend 1: Read = Cast of Highschool of the Dead. Watch= District B13 (damien and Leiti). Played: Sonny.
    Friend 2: Read= good guys from Homestuck. Watched= Adventure Time. Played= Pokemon Black.
    Friend 3: Read= Drezdin Files. Watched= Farscape. Played= Skyrim
    ME: Read= Dan and Mab's Adventure. Watched= The Voice (the judges and contestants). Played= The four immune characters from Dead Island.

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    Read- Communist Manifesto, the power of the working class.
    Watched- 300, 300 very well trained killing machines.
    Played- Fallout New Vegas, a walking mushroom cloud of godly epicness accompanied by a sharp shooter and an eyebot. I'm going to do just fine.

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    I've got the Starks of Winterfell, the survivors from Left 4 Dead, and House.

    • Ertrov
    • May 11, 2012, 4:35 am
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