Zombie Proof House

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Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job), 28 Days Later, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 of our dreams.

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“The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.

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“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

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The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

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  • 10

    They should really put a moat to keep the Black Knight at bay

    Haha. I think you're right.
    - CallMeGoogle April 26, 2011, 5:01 pm
    - ReapersSniper April 27, 2011, 2:59 am
    - DarkHunter April 27, 2011, 10:45 am
    the roll down metal thing that covers the front is a concern. looks kind of flimsy.
    - devilduck July 23, 2011, 4:47 am
  • 4

    I vote we all pool together and make and make a compound that sprawls underground.

    Why would anyone downrate you for this ??? I love to make and make
    - MalverdeAl100 April 27, 2011, 2:36 pm
    im in
    - xxkisamexx April 27, 2011, 4:04 pm
    Count me in, my friend!
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 4:22 pm
    Count me in!
    - imfrikknbad April 29, 2011, 7:58 am
  • 3

    But if this was in the movies it would take just enough time to close to let one zombie in and turn everyone inside into a zombie

    You'd have to be mentally retarded to not be able to kill one zombie, also if they are slow you should hear/notice them before they get to you. If they are fast, mow it down with some guns or a chainsaw.

    My weapon of choice will always be apples...
    - chaosmaster April 27, 2011, 9:40 am
    You have to remember its the zombie always appears to the biggest retard in the group those are the ones who are bitten
    - Reddeath195 April 27, 2011, 10:49 am
    And then once they get infected they don't want to kill them because they used to be friends or something when he/she was alive. Well fucking NEWSFLASH they're a zombie now dumbass
    - MalverdeAl100 April 27, 2011, 2:37 pm
    Then the rest of the household becomes zombies then that defeats the purpose of such an awesome house bet it cost a fortune too maybe the last survivor hits the self destruct button it probably has installed somewhere
    - Reddeath195 April 27, 2011, 3:23 pm
    Could dumbass's live in a house like that?
    - chaosmaster April 28, 2011, 9:06 am
    Of course the world is full of them
    - Reddeath195 April 28, 2011, 11:30 am
    So we take the house from the dumbass's and fill it with common sense peoples!

    - chaosmaster April 28, 2011, 1:15 pm
    Common sense is a luxury most people come short on trust me
    - Reddeath195 April 28, 2011, 2:53 pm
    My point exactly, got to get them now before they become infected!
    - chaosmaster April 29, 2011, 6:33 am
  • 2

    ME WANT!

  • 1

    I. WANT.

    So do I! Let's make one.
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 3:59 am
    yeah if we all save our money
    - Fender37 December 30, 2011, 10:13 am
  • 1

    I want one!! Now!!!

  • 1

    All of sharenator build something like this genius house and all of the shareknights, the sharelords, and the Supreme Sharelord live in that baby and keep sharenator alive. I'm not a Shareknight yet but ill get there eventually!

    Maybe those of you who are not yet Shareknights, shall be our Shareslaves and get working on this. Yes?
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 4:24 pm
    I think the Shareslaves should get started on making that moat to keep the Black Knight at bay that i mentioned earlier
    - MalverdeAl100 April 27, 2011, 4:31 pm
    Support. +1
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 4:54 pm
    hey, im 13 ranks away from shareknight so fuck off!
    - mariofox03 April 27, 2011, 6:06 pm
    210 points. Start posting sexiness and you'll be there in no time!
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
    On second thought, don't post. You can be the leader of the Shareslaves! How does that sound? I dub thee, mariofox03, Master Shareslave from henceforth.
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 6:10 pm
    Do i not have to work as much?
    - mariofox03 April 28, 2011, 5:57 pm
    Heck no. You'll only have to work if you can't get the other slaves to pick up your slack.
    - CallMeGoogle April 29, 2011, 11:11 am
    I'm only 9 ranks away. i cant rlly stop in time.
    - mariofox03 April 29, 2011, 4:02 pm
    Well hurry up and get there. Then you can choose the next Master Shareslave!
    - CallMeGoogle April 29, 2011, 4:25 pm
    YAY! I get to choose the next Master Sharenslave!
    - mariofox03 April 29, 2011, 5:17 pm
  • 1

    WANT! NAO!

    • Lucky
    • April 27, 2011, 2:15 pm
  • 1

    soooo it never said it was inhabited...ready to move my fellow sharenators?

    If I only knew where it was located.
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 4:24 pm
  • 1

    This post is just 20 points away from beating my best post ever, Cleverbot kicked my ass, which has 122 points. Will this one beat it?

  • 1

    that is now my dream home

    It's amazing, right?
    - CallMeGoogle April 27, 2011, 5:10 pm
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