World's Funniest Blonde Joke

So here's how it goes:
There is a man and there is a blonde girl who lives next door. One day, the man decided to mow his lawn. So he starts mowing. Just as he starts mowing he sees his blonde neighbor come out. She walks over to the mailbox, opens it, looks inside, slams it shut, and walks back inside.
The man is halfway through the job when the blonde walks outside agan to the mailbox. She opens the mailbox, looks inside, and slams it shut even harder and walks back to the house.
The man is now done with the lawn and is about to put the tools away when the blonde storms out of her house. She opens the mailbox and looks inside again. She then slams it shut harder than ever before. The man walks over to the blonde. He asks, "Why are you so mad?"
The blonde answers, "My computer keeps telling me that I have mail!"

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    I told the wife that i kept getting a burning sensation in my arse and didn't know what it was. She said 'ring sting'. I said 'what makes you think he'll know!

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    • June 1, 2011, 9:33 am
    - MalverdeAl100 June 1, 2011, 9:34 am
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    this one is so old

    i no, but it seriously was ranked worlds funniest blonde joke.
    - mariofox03 May 30, 2011, 5:33 pm
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