Why can't people in real life be like sharenators?

Everyday i have to go to school with the same assholes and pricks who bug me and pick on me... why can't i have a school filled with people like you guys?

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  • 17

    because if the world was entirely populated by people like us, the Earth would most likely tear itself apart, implode, explode, implode again, and then explode into a shower of galactic bacon. All from the sheer force of awesome contained within.

    Best. Explanation. Ever. !!!!.

    But yes he is quite right. If it were filled with all of us, the natural order of the world would unravel and lulz as we know it would simple cease to exist. So chin up mate schools shit, then after that lifes shit, and after that you die. Just be glad you have some place that you can go and relate to others before your clock runs out. Good luck with the bullies my friend, if I were there I'd have your back.
    - mrcbccadetx0 April 5, 2011, 5:16 pm
    - 24paperwings April 5, 2011, 5:27 pm
    Thanks man, this site has made me happy after the most shittiest days...
    - DarkicoN13 April 5, 2011, 5:34 pm
    here buddy, made this for you:
    - drakengard85 April 5, 2011, 6:07 pm
    Oh my god that is hilarious! +1 to you!
    - DarkicoN13 April 5, 2011, 6:10 pm

    At Your Service.
    - drakengard85 April 5, 2011, 6:33 pm
    - bufus101 April 5, 2011, 8:23 pm
    Life can be filled with disappointment,
    Frustration, and many other negative feelings.
    Being able to stand up against them makes
    Who you are.
    - ReapersSniper April 6, 2011, 8:29 am
    except the grim reaper, pretty hard to stand up against him =P
    - bufus101 April 6, 2011, 10:48 am
    Or a bullet.
    - ReapersSniper April 11, 2011, 2:51 am
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    This is from both Rachel and I, sharenator is the community of the same yet different. but you need to keep your chin up and push on through school knowing that the real world is waiting for you with open arms.

  • 1

    Because one school cannot contain that amount of awesomeness.

  • 1

    Too much bacon.

  • 1

    Solution = Drop out of school :D. Seriously an education is wayyyyy overrated

    Dropping out isnt an option for me unfortunatly
    - DarkicoN13 April 6, 2011, 1:50 am
    Well not with that attitude :D
    - MalverdeAl100 April 6, 2011, 10:08 am
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    lol Dude, there are two kids at my school that always "make fun of me". I find it funny how they have nothing better to talk about than porn & how good they are in black ops (haven't played them so idk). I tell my self I could easily break both of their faces & beat them until they are part of the concrete (I'm a pretty big guy with better than most boxing experience). But I choose not to because "while you focus on me, I'm going to be all that I am." ~ Living legends

    Yeah well if they ever push me over the limit, find the heaviest textbook i can find in the room, take it back to my seat like im going to read, and then bash their face in with it... i dont care if its cheap, im short as hell and wouldnt survive a 1v1
    - DarkicoN13 April 6, 2011, 1:51 am
    Fuck that dude cheap shots are never the way to go. You don't gain any respect from them and will make it worse. If you ever feel like you must fight do it the right way man to man. none of this cheap shot or weapons or even getting friends involved. If you do feel need to fight them then at least give them a warning or something. fighting for your pride is much better and no matter what if you do it the right way and fight nard then you will gain respect. Fight hard and never give up. I don't care if your short. I'm only 5'6" and I would fight any person I had to straight up. It doesn't matter how big they are or how weak you may think you are. Fight level headed and fight fair. If you do this they will gain respect for you and the harder and longer you fight the more respect you gain. Just never give up and they will see how strong your will is.
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 4:19 am
    if they're bigger you need to fight smarter go for the vitals hit em in the kidneys throat or temples puts em down fast
    - Tremp20k April 6, 2011, 5:13 am
    I agree but at the sam time I've always been like this. during wrestling a lot of really good kids would get hurt and have bandages and stuff on them selves to try and hold it still. most guys I know would target these areas. But i could never do it. I avoided these areas out of respect for them. They way I see it an area can only be targeted if it was hurt during the match. Call me crazy but I want my opponent to fight at full strength. Thats the only way its any fun.
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 5:33 am
    I don't care about respect, i care about making the other person bleed, besides if i fight them they will probably bring friends, so im in for an ass whoopin
    - DarkicoN13 April 6, 2011, 9:08 am
    fuck dude its a fight if they step up all bets are off (man rule unless its life threatening no ball shots) i dont care who they are bigger, smaller, faster, stronger girl, boy midget, freak of nature. i will do anything and everything necessary so i walk away less fucked up than them
    - Tremp20k April 6, 2011, 10:12 am
    You should beat the living shit out of them and reign supreme as the school hard ass
    - Firebird92 April 11, 2011, 6:49 am
    For most I already walk that road. It's just "these" little kids are focused on fashion & gay shit like that. They basically do what they need to, to look good to other peoples judgement. So sad.
    - thekitkatkid April 11, 2011, 4:25 pm
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    Same here, though my problem is mostly my teachers. One of the assistant teachers tried to write me up today for reading in class, even though I didn't even have a book>:O

    It's too bad the world couldn't handle us, curse you world for not being able to handle our awesomeness!

    • ember
    • April 5, 2011, 7:24 pm
    She probably tried to write you up for reading her mind
    - MalverdeAl100 April 5, 2011, 7:26 pm
    It's actually because of a test we took a couple of days ago. One of the extra credit essay questions was "Why do you think it important that we conserve water for future generations even though we have so much of it?" Or something like that anyway, I started out my essay sounding offended that they are assuming that I thought conserving water was important. I went on to the point that I didn't think it was important because the world was ending in 2012 due to the zombie apocalypse. I ended it on about how even if the zombie apocalypse didn't happen I don't care about future generations.
    I'm pretty sure that I wrote something about how people should go flood their yards.

    Anyway, she called me up to her desk and asked me if I was okay upstairs. I was like wtf o.O your really asking me this? And then gave a ten minute speech about how that is something a mentally disturbed person would say. She proceeded to ask me if I was having boyfriend problems (I have never had a boy friend) and if everything was okay at home (none of her business). I didn't know what to say so I kinda just said "Um...what?” So blond teacher said "Why would you write a two page rambling about how you don't think the environment is important? This obviously means (I zone out a bit here and wander back to my seat while she is still talking)
    I mean sure I didn’t answer the question properly but I was board and it was extra credit. My friend drew a picture of an alligator and still got a point for her extra credit. I write two pages of awesome and I get no point (I expected that) but I thought that real teacher was grading, real teacher has a sense of humor and thought my rant was funny. But before she saw it I had to listen to blond teacher say I was crazy. Real teacher said she would have given me the point but couldn’t because blond teacher already entered the grades.
    Stupid blond fake teacher takes the environment to seriously considering she knows nothing about it.

    Ember is angry with blond teacher, can you tell? But, Ember feels a little better now:)
    - ember April 5, 2011, 8:06 pm
    If I was blonde teacher I would give Ember all the points and we would laugh at all the other students for being environmentfags!
    - mrcbccadetx0 April 5, 2011, 8:17 pm
    tl;dr strikes back =(
    - bufus101 April 5, 2011, 8:19 pm
    Hazzah! It would be a great day.
    - ember April 5, 2011, 8:19 pm
    My fake teacher is mean and thinks I'm crazy for writeing about the zombie apocalypse and not careing about the environment.
    - ember April 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
    Who you gonna call? the Sharenator Shit Squad!!
    - bufus101 April 5, 2011, 8:24 pm
    Naah thats messed up though, you dont mess with the zombie apocalypse like that
    - bufus101 April 5, 2011, 8:24 pm
    bahahaha! stupid fake blondy! bet she was plastic to! I don't agree with your view on the environment buuuuuuut I still would have given you your points because that would be a funny ass paper.

    what you should have said is this -
    this question asked why you think the environment is important. that's asking me for an opinion therefore embers answer is valid. You've been lawyered.
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 4:28 am
    Haha i love writing funny bonus points essays. I'll try to upload one of mine when the teacher gives me back my assignment
    - MalverdeAl100 April 6, 2011, 8:04 am

    but no im kidding you are just plain awesome ember im glad your not an environut
    - Reddeath195 April 11, 2011, 4:33 pm
    That's "writing" and "caring", Ember. :P
    - XxDaminalsxX April 12, 2011, 3:59 am
    - ember April 12, 2011, 11:23 am
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    ...Would you really want us walking around in your life?
    Just don't go beating anybody to near-death or you may actually end up like us. ^^

    • Dawn
    • April 6, 2011, 12:47 am
    ... Dawn? did you ever have nato beat anyone to near death before??? or is this just a couple of Dawns personas?
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 5:05 am
    Natu got thrown out of high school for having beaten two girls to near-death. They had been picking on her for years about everything from her eyes to her best friend (Then later) girlfriend. Eventually she snapped.
    - Dawn April 6, 2011, 10:01 am
    That is awesome(the beating to near-death), but sad at the same time(Getting kicked out). I is sorry that you got picked on, as i do too.
    - Demono April 11, 2011, 7:10 am
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    Because unfortunately the world is full of fuckwits who you're gonna come across in all walks of life, s'way it goes I'm afraid. Take solace in the fact that you got us guys to come back to if you have a shit day. I do.. And think about it, if you were around people like me and everyone else on here everyday then things wouldn't be as fine and dandy as they are now, and people would start getting pissed at each other pretty quickly. Can't have to much of a good thing.

    • SuDoku
    • April 6, 2011, 2:31 am
    example: Johnecash vs Dawn. Round one DING!
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 4:30 am
    You're a bad'un, you, shit stirring like that XD
    - SuDoku April 6, 2011, 4:53 am
    Oh come on not only is it true (and in my personal opinion the greatest rivalry on sharenator) but Johnecash is no longer around so it doesn't matter! XD I do miss the funny fights and stuff though.

    Though I will say if Dawn does see this and wishes for me to take it down because it stirs up bad memories I will.
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 5:03 am
    I was only joking :P
    But yeah, was always one not to miss that.. XD
    - SuDoku April 6, 2011, 5:06 am
    I only got to see a couple of the battles unfold but from those few I could tell this was a rivalry of epic proportions!
    - 24paperwings April 6, 2011, 5:18 am
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    Because there is not enough bacon in the world (:
    But yeah, I do understand where you're coming from.

    We would deplete the bacon population to absolute zero within .05 seconds of existence.
    - Demono April 11, 2011, 7:11 am
    I already steal most of sharenators bacon for myself. So I'd be stealing soooo much bacon.
    - DarkHunter April 11, 2011, 1:21 pm
    there is no stealing in sharenator world. I genetically altered pigs to produce infinite bacon and passed some out to all citizens. Dont worry, I got this.
    - Demono April 12, 2011, 3:26 am
    But I steal the bacon so (:
    - DarkHunter April 12, 2011, 3:28 am
    well then, your going to jail. But bacon is served 24/7 there, so you can steal other convicts bacon too.
    - Demono April 12, 2011, 3:30 am
    You can't put the DarkHunter in jail. I'll phase through the walls.
    - DarkHunter April 12, 2011, 3:32 am
    OH GAWDS, well our bacon is now doomed.
    - Demono April 12, 2011, 3:33 am
    Mhm (: I share the stolen bacon with my friends!
    - DarkHunter April 12, 2011, 3:34 am
    - Demono April 12, 2011, 3:44 am
    Those friends include: SuDoku, Pureawesomeness, castlewarsisawsome, Ember, Icelandgirly, Demono, Dawn and so on.
    - DarkHunter April 12, 2011, 3:48 am
    yeah, i'm included. Thank you fellow sharenator.

    - Demono April 12, 2011, 4:09 am
    Yes, yes you are (:
    - DarkHunter April 12, 2011, 4:11 am
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    well try this work out a fuck load. i did it and only one person bugs me but hes a pussy i tell him to fight me after school and he never shows. just tell them there douse bags. BTW are you im middle school?

    - DarkicoN13 April 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
    that makes sence when you get to highschool people stop doing shit like that
    - castlewarsisawsome April 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
    Yeah, more or less.
    - Demono April 12, 2011, 3:26 am
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