Who wants 10 pounds?

I'm getting some money at the end of this month. The person who grovels to me most and says how awesome I am will win some money. :D

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    Ember doesn't grovel unless it is the most amazing person ever. Like DarkHunter here. How could you not think that this is the coolest dude ever. I swear he could be the leader of the world easy. All this badass would have to do is walk out on stage, wink at the camera and BOOM! He is now the ruler of the world. DarkHunter is so great that he should have a religion based on him; I'm surprised that it hasn't happened already! You know what fuck it, I'm going to make DarkHunterism a religion.
    These are the commandments.
    1. Thou shall deliver bacon to the greatest and only god to have ever existed whenever he orders it.
    2. Thou shall everyday at 8:00am, 12:00pm, and 6:31 sing praise onto the great and noble DarkHunter.
    3. Thou shall not speak badly of DarkHunter or you will get whatever punishment he sees fit.
    4. No fucking bad music that means you Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, My Jeans girl, and everyone in Ark Music Factory. If DarkHunter says he doesn't like any other musician they die.
    5. DarkHunter is the fucking bees’ knees that is all.
    Fuck, everyone loves you DarkHunter, there is just no way around it. You are the best person/ god to have ever graced us with you presence.
    +3 because you are so awesome.

    • ember
    • April 26, 2011, 2:45 pm
    Damn ember, that was just awesome :D I think you're 100% gonna win.
    - DarkHunter April 26, 2011, 2:47 pm
    No, you're awesome but I bet you knew that already. But just to show how truly a wonderful person you are (expectedly after you complimented my groveling of you) I’m going to give you’re comment a +1.
    - ember April 26, 2011, 2:58 pm
    Since you carried on groveling, and I know you're only doing it for the money you'll get and extra 5 pounds (:
    - DarkHunter April 26, 2011, 3:03 pm
    No, Ember just likes to grovel, she has nothing better to do then this. *sniff* no friends on facefags, Ember is forever alone. Though this just proves that you DarkHunter are the most generous person on this planet, we are not worthy of you. The least Ember can do is give a great person like yourself another +1
    - ember April 26, 2011, 3:08 pm
    :D Thank you ember, +1 to you toooo (:
    - DarkHunter April 26, 2011, 3:17 pm
    Hmm...I have the power to delete these commandments. How shall I be dealt with if I do? Would I be considered the Satan of DarkHunterism?
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 12:59 pm
    I'd just smite you. And then you'd die. And we shall not remember you.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 1:00 pm
    i believe i hath found you on facebook =P
    - bufus101 April 28, 2011, 1:07 pm
    HAHAHA! LULZ. Silly child, you can not smite thee Almighty Google! [evil_laugh]MWUAHAHA[/evil_laugh]
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 1:09 pm
    Dominic from Rutgers?
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 1:10 pm
    I can smite you, I have amazing powers.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 1:10 pm
    =D maybe
    - bufus101 April 28, 2011, 1:11 pm
    What's your facebook, I shall add thee.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 1:13 pm
    search Dominic Serenelli. i should show up
    - bufus101 April 28, 2011, 1:15 pm

    Good choice!
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 1:15 pm
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 1:16 pm
    I'm sorry good sir. But DarkHunter doesn't do that. Edit all you like, still won't work.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 1:19 pm
    Blasphemy! You are my follower. Do not deny me, for I will ruin all that you love. Google > DarkHunterism.

    Google is a true god. DarkHunterism is just a cult!
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 1:22 pm
    Nope, I follow noone, I am the true god here.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 1:24 pm
    And Google said, "Let DarkHunter realize his iniquities, and it was good."
    - CallMeGoogle April 28, 2011, 1:29 pm
    shiiit, I wonder what you would do for 20 pounds, or a klondike bar
    - ZeekTehGeek April 28, 2011, 3:17 pm
    She only did it cuz it's me xD
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 3:20 pm
    You don't want to know what I would do for a klondike bar... the FBI is still after me.
    - ember April 28, 2011, 3:27 pm
    Haha, ember :D
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 3:32 pm
    I'm not kidding.
    - ember April 28, 2011, 3:49 pm
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 4:20 pm
    I broke just about every law to get that fucking klondike bar.
    - ember April 28, 2011, 4:24 pm
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    yo bro can you spot me a 10?

    Sorry bro, ember's probably gonna get it xD
    - DarkHunter April 26, 2011, 3:18 pm
    it would probably cost 10 to get it to america...i dont really care im not that strapped for cash
    - gemie89 April 26, 2011, 3:29 pm
    Blasphemer! How dare you not grovel in the great ones presents!
    - ember April 26, 2011, 3:29 pm
    Lol, fine by me :D
    - DarkHunter April 26, 2011, 3:29 pm
    I recognize no god 3:D MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    - gemie89 April 26, 2011, 3:31 pm
    What was that? You recognize three gods, good for you I trust the main one is DarkHunter.
    - ember April 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
    nuuu I made a devil evil face! 3:D
    - gemie89 April 26, 2011, 4:09 pm
    Yes Gemie89 I know you love DarkHunter just as much as the rest of us, just chill man.
    - ember April 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
    I reject your lord.
    - gemie89 April 26, 2011, 4:26 pm
    But you still love the gord.
    - ember April 26, 2011, 4:30 pm
    - 24paperwings April 27, 2011, 6:19 am
    - Reddeath195 April 27, 2011, 8:47 am
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    Um... I Don't grovel....

    1. You do to me.
    2. Embers pretty much won.
    3. You do to me.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 3:32 pm
    Bitch I a'm an Athiest
    - SuperPost April 28, 2011, 3:34 pm
    Bitch, DarkHunterism is non optional now. So hahahah fuck you. Joking love you really, but you have to grovel.
    - DarkHunter April 28, 2011, 3:41 pm
    No I dont... And im not an athiest... I really dont like religions... Any way.... BURN DARKHUNTER AT THE STAKES MAY HE REST IN HELL!!!!
    - SuperPost April 28, 2011, 4:13 pm
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