USA according to Europeans!

We're absolutely sick of seeing all of the "...According to Americans..." pictures! We bet every single one of them was made by people who aren't even from the United States! Well since the most common is a map of Europe (Other then the World that is, although we encourage that too!) We want some delicious revenge...

Anyone who is from the United States and feels the same way, here is a fun picture to use as a template to get you started off. Just fill it in with whatever you think some ignorant eurostiff prick would really think. If your from Europe and not an ignorant eurostiff prick, then we encourage you to join in the fun anyway!

USA 48 Muet b 1

Here's ours as an example...
usaeuro - usa according to europeans!

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  • Dawn
  • October 6, 2010, 12:03 pm
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  • 15

    stereotypesusa - usa according to europeans!

    Pretty much summed up what I was thinking!
    - Math October 7, 2010, 10:39 am
    It is pretty good but the Farms and Shit should be Switched with the Forgotten lands just saying
    - Weichert506 February 16, 2011, 12:49 pm
    - bufus101 February 8, 2012, 7:59 am
  • 8

    america2 - usa according to europeans!

    Just decided to keep it short and simple

  • 7

    usa - usa according to europeans!

    ...We think you could have used the paint bucket tool, although it does look silly. ^^
    - Dawn October 7, 2010, 2:13 pm
    I did origionally but mspaint doesnt have different shade tolerance, so it was this or speckled orange.. :D
    - godsp33d October 7, 2010, 2:18 pm
  • 5

    See I'm from England and this is actually how I see it, I'd like to apologise, I have no idea about America, I have only been to Florida, so yeah, I apologise for any offence. :)

    untitled - usa according to europeans!

    • SuDoku
    • October 6, 2010, 10:06 pm
    Where abouts in England? I'm in Cheltenham at the moment but moving up to Birmingham in a few weeks, still not sure how i feel about that
    - Dannyl October 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
    North West, I'm from Preston. Been to Birmingham, it's a pretty good place. Why you moving?
    - SuDoku October 6, 2010, 11:40 pm
    Ooh a real northerner then! Honestly i just fancied a fresh start
    - Dannyl October 6, 2010, 11:45 pm
    Aye yeah, being a Northerners great, except the weather. The weather's generally shocking. :D
    - SuDoku October 6, 2010, 11:51 pm
    It's not a whole lot better down here. Anyway let me know if you're thinking of visiting brum and i'll buy you a pancake xD
    - Dannyl October 7, 2010, 12:35 am
    Yay Pancakes! :D
    - SuDoku October 7, 2010, 12:53 am
    it's a deal. wait, how old are you? this has the feel of me grooming you...
    - Dannyl October 7, 2010, 8:16 am
    I'm 18. Don't panic. But then again you'd do Pedo-bear proud with the pancakes tactic XD
    - SuDoku October 7, 2010, 8:19 am
    haha that's fine then, although master pedobear will be disappointed
    - Dannyl October 7, 2010, 8:58 am
    - SuDoku October 7, 2010, 9:24 am
    preston idaho ?
    - triclebickle October 23, 2010, 4:23 pm
    Preston, Lancashire. It's the North West of England.
    - SuDoku October 23, 2010, 11:41 pm
    this is why i hate places with the same name as somewhere else go figure i live in washington and its annoying when someone asks where i'm from and i say washington and they just jump to washington DC and it's like no shut up i'm neighbors with gates not obama. sry about the mini rant
    - triclebickle October 23, 2010, 11:55 pm
    Haha it's okay, not many people know about Preston if I ask because it's not that big of a City, and I support the football home team Preston North End (or PNE) and unless your a fan of football, hardly anyone's heard of them, even though we're only in the 2nd tier.
    It's just the way it goes :P
    - SuDoku October 24, 2010, 12:06 am
    aw ok lol
    - triclebickle October 24, 2010, 9:37 am
    It's Disney World, Jo. Not Disney Land. There is a difference.
    - Disco February 7, 2012, 6:54 pm
  • 4

    lol here you go dawn, sorry its in such bad quality

    america - usa according to europeans!

    Michigan isnt labeled? is orange good or bad? i wanna know my own state plz ty. =(
    - Bored10123 October 6, 2010, 5:16 pm
    oh man i forgot :P
    but im from michigan too :D
    - tacolad October 6, 2010, 5:17 pm
    - tacolad October 6, 2010, 5:20 pm
    Cool. and ty.
    - Bored10123 October 6, 2010, 5:23 pm
    wow learn your country lol and you forgot texas
    - BEASTY October 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
    - thekitkatkid October 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
    OH MY GOD!
    im sorry im tired and easily distracted
    - tacolad October 6, 2010, 5:29 pm
    so wats texas lolz
    - xxkisamexx October 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
    I'm from Michigan also :)
    - ZAspertame November 8, 2010, 1:58 am
    “What’s so great about dumb ‘ol Texas?”
    - sickness November 21, 2010, 4:43 pm
    he forgot something in his own country lol fail
    kindly replace the -1 from my comment with a + 1
    - BEASTY November 22, 2010, 5:46 am
    that is a statement from a person who is text book ignorant of the subject that he speaks about.
    - johnecash November 22, 2010, 6:17 am
    plz be more specific on the light blue colour
    - stewiz November 22, 2010, 10:17 am
    i did it for him
    - bmayes November 22, 2010, 1:32 pm
    why thank you kind sir :D
    - BEASTY November 23, 2010, 5:46 am
  • 4

    yanks - usa according to europeans!

    • Bekenel
    • February 5, 2011, 3:51 am
    - Kodi93 February 8, 2012, 2:23 pm
    okay first off, civilisation is not incorrect, it can have a z or s
    second, it's an extremely small point which nobody will care about
    thirdly, it's over a year ago. we have left it in the dust and forgotten about it.
    - Bekenel February 8, 2012, 5:02 pm
    rofl thats why I did it haha damn someone has their panties in a bunch XD
    - Kodi93 February 9, 2012, 9:59 am
  • 3

    usa2 - usa according to europeans!

    • juniper
    • November 6, 2010, 4:55 pm
    Downrated.. Hahahahaha! Must have pissed someone off! =)
    - juniper November 6, 2010, 8:28 pm
    What is a claim chowder?
    - had5244888 May 13, 2012, 2:57 pm
  • 2

    usa - usa according to europeans!

    and oil
    - triclebickle October 6, 2010, 9:55 pm
    dont forget about nascar
    - DeviousCow October 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
    I figured that went with rednecks.
    - BrandonTheAstronaut October 7, 2010, 1:07 pm
    not all rednecks and southerns like nascar. this redneck prefers f1.
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 1:09 pm
    And for that you have my respect. But remember, this is just a joke. I lived in Kentucky when I was a little kid and I moved to Nashville recently and in all that time I only knew about 4 people who like Nascar. I think I probably knew of more people in Florida that enjoy it than either of those places.
    - BrandonTheAstronaut October 7, 2010, 1:16 pm
    to that i say game on!
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 1:29 pm
  • 2

    dawn i made it as stereotypical as i could :) hope you like i put you on there with
    :P and i think im right
    my usa - usa according to europeans!

    • BEASTY
    • October 6, 2010, 5:22 pm
    We like it, but we actually would be living in "Show of city". We're just above the border for it we think... ^^
    - Dawn October 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
    only 300 miles off lol
    and mythbusters ftw
    - BEASTY October 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
    Agreed ^^ We <3 that show, and we watch it every night before we go to sleep. Actually, we're about to turn it on through the power of Netflix.
    - Dawn October 6, 2010, 5:29 pm
    i watch on the discovery channal and why do you always say we (im questioning your methods.....)
    - BEASTY October 6, 2010, 5:31 pm
    - tacolad October 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
    Yeah Washington FTW!
    - ExtremePrejudice October 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
    Because we are a collective of different spirits in one body, think of us as a community of different beings, sort of like one great big apartment building. We speak on behalf of the group of us, so... As we have said before, "We" comes naturally to us where as "I" does not.
    - Dawn October 6, 2010, 5:36 pm
    Ur way off on hollywood..
    - Hectorg5000 October 6, 2010, 5:36 pm
    if you were a communist you would be killed probubly lol, are you like a realist or something???
    - BEASTY October 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
    so were allot of the actors who work their
    - BEASTY October 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
    ...We are Dawn? We live where Capitalists do, and we follow their rules and ideas... So we're not sure where Communism gets involved in the situation... We also think we're going to save any further questions for a specific "Ask Dawn" post since those do seem somewhat popular and we've been wanting to make one for a long time.
    - Dawn October 6, 2010, 6:04 pm
    i was saying if u lived in a communist area with those ideas they would shoot you, and you can have different views i mean i think communism s a fantastic idea, on paper in actuality it doesn't work very well and i live in England
    - BEASTY October 6, 2010, 6:07 pm
    Your Geography is a little off their bud.
    - MikeyNinja October 7, 2010, 4:37 am
    that's the point, its a stereotypical view...
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 4:40 am
    Ah, so you're being STEREOTYPICALLY stupid.

    *Thumbs up*
    - MikeyNinja October 7, 2010, 4:48 am
    that's terrible...
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 4:58 am
    - Dannyl October 7, 2010, 5:05 am
    Heads up; JohnEcash lives in Daphne Alabama on Mobile bay. Lets see if you can find that!
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 6:59 am
    - Kola October 7, 2010, 7:06 am
    this is between me and dawn....
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 8:12 am
    im not interested in where you live...
    and you generally don't like me
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 8:13 am


    I <3 Google Maps ;)
    - SuDoku October 7, 2010, 8:17 am
    WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! the circle is around my house. like i said i live so close to the bay you can hear it at night.
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 8:42 am
    just because i disagree with you, more often than not, does not mean i don't like you. you will always be my beasty dumplin';)
    if you are not interested in where i live, why put me on the map?
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 8:45 am
    - SuDoku October 7, 2010, 8:47 am
    now follow the road on the bay from the circle on south to weaks bay. thats my daily bike ride. 42 miles.
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 8:51 am
    If you had of said there was a chicken dinner involved from the beginning... :'(
    - MikeyNinja October 7, 2010, 8:56 am
    if it makes you feel any better its chicken of the sea...
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 8:57 am
    becasue i put you on cos of the fucking HUUUGE aregumnt we had on Red vs Blue Btw tf2
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 9:14 am
    my bad i didn't know you were taking it to heart. i was just fighting to fight. that was kinda the point to get worked up over something that didn't matter.

    red for the win!
    - johnecash October 7, 2010, 9:17 am
    (this is never going to end is it?)
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 9:21 am
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 9:23 am
    That's cool, you're so STEREOTYPICAL, you don't even know how STEREOTYPICAL you are.

    *Double thumbs up*
    - MikeyNinja October 7, 2010, 2:26 pm
    that makes no fucking scence
    - BEASTY October 7, 2010, 9:22 pm
    Everything is Science sir, everything.

    *Double thumbs up + cheesey grin*
    - MikeyNinja October 8, 2010, 7:27 am
    beat you to the punch
    - BEASTY October 8, 2010, 7:46 am
    *cough* go red! xD just to be awkward :P
    - AdamAbnormal October 8, 2010, 7:47 am

    red for the win! red for wold domination! we even have an army!
    - johnecash October 8, 2010, 8:42 am
    Sure thing.

    Good try sir.
    - MikeyNinja October 8, 2010, 9:02 am
    is where i live lol i'm lie the only right wing independent in the entire state lol
    - triclebickle October 23, 2010, 4:18 pm
    Dawn you scare me.....
    - BEASTY October 23, 2010, 11:57 pm
    We have this effect on people... TT
    - Dawn October 24, 2010, 1:11 am
    wtf is netflix?? i use SKY TV!!!! >:D
    - Nightfang October 24, 2010, 1:41 am
    how strange.....since when do ninjas make such crappy jokes? O_o
    - Nightfang October 24, 2010, 1:42 am
    - Nightfang October 24, 2010, 1:45 am
    Since about 1987.
    - MikeyNinja October 24, 2010, 1:58 am
    I, I have that effect on people there is no we WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU!!!!!!
    - BEASTY October 24, 2010, 11:21 am
    Purple motherfuckers!!!!! :D hehe
    - BadassSquirrel October 26, 2010, 11:57 am
    o.0 Obama is on the other side of America
    - Kodi93 February 8, 2012, 2:27 pm
    what now?
    - Nightfang February 28, 2012, 11:41 am
  • 2

    I thought rednecks are in the south of america and not in the middle/north part of it

    • Vans
    • February 7, 2012, 5:20 pm
    You're right, Dawn drew the Mason-Dixon Line way to far south. There are no yankees in NC, except Cary...
    - defmid26 February 7, 2012, 6:58 pm
  • 2

    I'm pretty sure this is how Liam sees it...

    Liams POV

  • 2

    I'm tired of everybody criticizing America because of what they have heard. Yes I'm from America and every country has something bad about them. Everybody thinks all America is about is crime, fat people, drugs, rednecks, etc. But America has a lot of good places and things Also. America has many beautiful places, but no matter where you go, every big city is going to have crime. Not everybody in America is white trash.. So please, stop criticizing America .

    • Kcw330
    • May 13, 2012, 2:08 pm
    - Dawn May 13, 2012, 3:03 pm
  • 1

    These posts are really stereotypical and no offence to you but shouldn't be added anymore. It should be quite obvious that our lifestyles are different, I would be worried if no one was different I mean can you imagine everyone getting along, that would be terrible. However the point I'm getting at is we shouldn't be defining and focusing on difference we should get along and find common ground. I'm just sick and tired of having acquired this "label" of being American and the only thing that Americans are good at is being overweight and stupid. When I talk to someone from say Ireland I don't go "ah what that guy must be an alcoholic" I go "that is one frickin cool accent!!"...just sayin...

    That's weird I always ask them if they've seen a leprechaun and finally got the gold. Then I ask if they stole me lucky charms.
    - buddyfoeva October 7, 2010, 5:35 am
    you just reminded me of that creepy leprechaun movie. the one where he claws the guys stomach to get his gold back...
    - drakengard85 October 7, 2010, 9:40 am
    i'm from the uk and near enough all my friends think of americans as the "label" you mentioned but i disagree with them i think america is pretty damned cool! ^^
    - Nightfang October 24, 2010, 1:48 am
    good to know some people can think for themselves. :)
    - gemie89 October 24, 2010, 6:18 am
    - Nightfang October 24, 2010, 6:45 am
  • 1

    Simple enough.

  • 1

    im starting to think these things are getting a little out of hand

    • hightec
    • October 7, 2010, 12:08 pm
    Seems fine to us, it's far more civil then the other posts we ahve seen...
    - Dawn October 7, 2010, 12:32 pm
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  • 1

    I'm from England, I've been to Florida but i don't know a great deal about anywhere else in America.

    usa - usa according to europeans!

  • 1

    ive never even seen any according to america stuff.....but after checking that out

    • aodh291
    • October 24, 2010, 5:27 am
  • 1

    I'm glad people from Washington get some attention.

    No one seems to realize that Washington is where microsoft and boeing come from though. (it seems)

  • 1

    By a European ;)
    USA 48 Muet b 1 USA according to Europeans s1140x720 96358 580

    This actually pretty much summarises what we Europeans think of you guys, no offence intended.

    Some of us are like, ah America home of the trolls.
    Others are like, "stop trying to destroy our freedoms with sopa and pipa and acta and stuff! lets nuke the us"
    - qwerty1234 February 7, 2012, 5:17 pm
    Nuke the US? That's an original thought. We're sure it comforts them to know our stockpile can still destroy the world multiple times. ^^
    - Dawn February 7, 2012, 5:59 pm
    um Washington DC is on the other side of the country lol. Where all the administrative shit is
    - bufus101 February 8, 2012, 8:01 am
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    • JV34
    • February 8, 2012, 7:57 am
    No it isn't? That's Amerika, not America.

    Sidenote, this is Kalamazoo.,_Michigan
    - Dawn February 8, 2012, 8:00 am
    Well in German, America's spelled Amerika and since I'm European, that's what Amerika is according to me ;P .
    - JV34 February 8, 2012, 8:36 am
    Well we call Germany the land of Angry-Shouting people, so that's what it is according to us ;P .
    - Dawn February 8, 2012, 12:03 pm
  • 0

    Wow everyone keeps saying Yankees wtf about the Sox man!?

    Yankees is a term for the north. Way to go.

    Oh. And the sox are terrible.
    - Porsche91109 October 7, 2010, 11:17 am
    did you put a picture their that didnt show up or did you press enter 16 times
    - hightec October 7, 2010, 12:07 pm
    All I knew about these guys is that the owner might take over Liverpool FC, hope they know what they're getting into XD
    - SuDoku October 7, 2010, 12:10 pm
    how are the sox terrible id really like to be enlightened
    - Tremp20k October 7, 2010, 12:44 pm
    Take a guess.
    - Porsche91109 October 7, 2010, 3:08 pm
    Because thats my opinion. You sidestep me, I side step you :D
    - Porsche91109 October 7, 2010, 3:09 pm
    but unless u can back that up with some sort of data is just a completely unfounded assessment of a team i hate the yankees but they are a good team
    - Tremp20k October 8, 2010, 2:01 am
    you pressed enter
    - hightec October 8, 2010, 12:22 pm
    your comment is really stupid and makes me ashamed that i live in america. how do you not know your own country's history?
    - bmayes November 21, 2010, 4:31 pm
    dude i totally forgot about this post
    - Tremp20k November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
    dude your still really dumb for even saying this
    - bmayes November 21, 2010, 4:38 pm
    saying what the Yankees thing? Honest mistake dude i was having a sports argument right before i saw this so that was the first thing that popped into my head and i do know my countries history so fuck off
    - Tremp20k November 22, 2010, 3:06 am
    well it just seems like your backing up the worlds stereotypes about Americans being dumb.
    - bmayes November 22, 2010, 9:58 am
    okay heres a question what was the name of the fort that Washington built then lost during the French and Indian War
    - Tremp20k November 22, 2010, 10:03 am
    fort necessity... i have gone to school before
    - bmayes November 22, 2010, 10:12 am
    What was innovative about the fort that Benedict Arnold was commander of right before he was revealed to be a traitor
    - Tremp20k November 22, 2010, 10:42 am
    Let us ask a simple question. Which sentence would you choose?...
    "Dat bich stol mai buckt!!!!1!)"
    "That Nigga Bitch stole my Motherfucking Bucket!"
    "Thou foul wench hast stolen mine liquid-holding device!"
    "I just got a few new buckets, now if only I could fix that roof..."
    - Dawn November 22, 2010, 11:00 am
    "Thou foul wench hast stolen mine liquid-holding device!"
    - Tremp20k November 22, 2010, 11:10 am
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