Trolling My Ex Wife (First post)

So whats going on is this chick who's my ex wife and mother of my kid keeps giving me shit calling me a dead beat father and saying horrible things to me like "I wish you would die" and "My boyfriend will replace you as your sons father" Today I got fed up of it and let her know that I had been keeping screenshots of her BS. I let her know if she kept up with her ridiculous behavior I would post the pictures on facebook and tag everyone she knew just so they could see how bad of a POS she was. but instead I'll post these here where no one knows who I am talking about. I seriously need some input on this one.

She has been unemployed for almost a year and a half, she went to school for some stupid cosmetology stuff. While she was in school I paid for all of my sons day care and her car, along with everything they both needed (after having been divorced for a year already) Over the course of her unemployment I have spent somewhere around 6000-7000 dollars on everything while making 12 dollars an hour at first then with a raise to 14. At points I had to put food and such on credit cards and have earned an incredible amount of debt. She got her tax return this year for 4300 dollars and didn't spend a penny on our son. She spent her money on clothes for going out and starbucks.

We attempted to work on our relationship sometime around last July and everything went good for a while until she started cheating on me after I had moved an hour and a half further from work to work on our relationship. Also she didnt start with this batshit craziness until after we broke up a week before christmas (Where i paid for everything) Now she is mad cause I refuse to watch our son so that she can go on vacation after having been unemployed for as long as she has. anyways here's some pics enjoy.

((P.S. This is me straight up being a dick to her being sick of her shit and only bits and pieces of the conversation, it starts off with her asking me for more money when i gave her 300 dollars for her car and 170 dollars for day care and she only put 120$ towards the day care and pocketed the rest))
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  • foraref
  • March 30, 2011, 5:45 pm
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  • 17

    Okay here's what you do:
    Step 1: Steal your kid.
    Step 2: Run like fuck.
    Step 3: Don't look back.

    I luld
    - foraref March 31, 2011, 4:45 am
  • 9

    What do you do if you see your ex running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? Stay calm, reload,and try again XD

    lmfao win.
    - foraref March 31, 2011, 9:35 am
    - XxDaminalsxX April 1, 2011, 3:38 am
  • 6

    I'm gonna give you a bit of advice now.
    I'm from a family, where, when I was 4 years old my parents had quite a messy divorce, and yeah I know it might have been difficult for my mum and dad, but it was so hard to deal with when you're 4 years old and being used as a tool in their arguments and being passed from pillar to post between parents new houses and you really don't know if you're coming and going, proper screws with you.
    Now when you're 4, you tend to be able to get over most of this stuff and move on, and I dunno how old your kid is, but serious, you need to get this sorted before he gets older, trust me it only gets worse. I'm 18 and my parents still fight like cat and dog whenever they see each other, 14 years later and used to slag each other off to me, and it really, really hurts, and you're son will end up resenting either you or his mum.
    I'm not saying what she's doing is right, it's far from it, but you need to stay calm and take this through the courts, any right minded judge would rule in your favour, but don't give her ammo. But for your sons sake, stay calm, be civil, be the adult and don't use exposing her on Facebook as a threat, it'll only come back and bite you in the butt later on.

    • SuDoku
    • March 31, 2011, 12:55 pm
  • 5

    you sir rock
    Awesomeness seal

    • BEASTY
    • March 31, 2011, 9:41 am
  • 4

    Personally I couldn't live with myself if I left my kid with someone that stupid. Get your kid the fuck out of there!

    Amen, bro.
    - FireRoastedFire March 31, 2011, 9:58 am
  • 3

    I don't know if you feel comfortable sharing the details of your divorce over the internet or if you are even telling the whole story, but based only on what you have posted here it seems like there has been no set procedure on how much money you are reqired to pay her, and that you only have the kid for weekends.

    If I am correct, here's what you do:
    1) Get that procedure set in stone. I'm talking about a legal document that she has signed. This will mean that you are no longer responsable for paying for her every whim. She will only get what she would need to take care of the kid on the weekdays. Any other money she may want is her problem (ie: getting a job).
    2) Right now you have the advantage: she is unemployed and has been for some time. You have been paying for nearly everthing, and if you have the recipts that show what and how much you have payed, you can prove it. You MUST do what you have to do to get this agreement signed and official while you have the advantage.
    3) You MUST have physical proof if this comes before a judge. If you let this come down to a "He-Said/She-Said" kind of fight, the woman usually has the advantage. For example, the credit card recipts that show you shelling out money for her college and daycare expences, it also wouldn't hurt to somehow find out how much she actually spends every week on your kid.

  • 2

    I say be the bigger person and lose all contact with her.

    I wish I could man, shes the mother of my child and we have shared custody. Christ if it wasn't for him I wouldn't talk to that crazy wench lol
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:32 pm
    Correction- I'm a female XD

    Anyways, Is there anyway you could get full custody of your child? I suppose the women always have the advantage in the court from what I've seen. But lucky for me, my grandparents have full custody. Or you could just reply to all of her texts 'And how old are you?' because she looks like she's acting immature.
    - ShadowHeart March 30, 2011, 6:37 pm
    Sorry for calling you man, Yeah I think i should but I would feel horrible doing that to my son because she's not a bad mom just an idiot. Until she screws up I don't see a reason to take him away from her that would be bad for the both of them. I can take the garbage too nothing she says really bothers me but I figured some people would get some lulz outa this.
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:43 pm
    Is she bad around your son? Like does she act like that all the time or just around you? If she's always like that, I would seriously consider getting your son away from her. I mean, what if you got custody of him, but she had visitations? Would that work a bit better?
    - ShadowHeart March 30, 2011, 6:48 pm
    She doesn't act like that in front of him thank god, otherwise she wouldn't see him. ever.
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:50 pm
    Thank god. Well, whatever you decide to do, good luck.
    - ShadowHeart March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
    Thanks! :)
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:53 pm
    - cary139 March 31, 2011, 7:02 am
    no! it might lose the high milage a cunt like that needs to offer ;P
    - Mocahking March 31, 2011, 6:43 pm
  • 2

    Wow sucks man. I hate how the guy in a divorce always gets butt fucked in the end with having to pay for child support and shit like this.

    Not always true, my dad doesn't do shit.
    - ember March 30, 2011, 7:41 pm
    I'm with you on that one ember. My dad hasn't paid for anything for me, like medical bills and helping with school supplies, in a long time.
    - Windsurfer13 April 1, 2011, 7:41 am
    Well any guy who is half fucking decent...
    - DarkicoN13 April 3, 2011, 9:21 am
  • 1

    Added Scorgasm to get 10% of points because he knows this shits all true.

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    Told ya i'd post it.
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:07 pm
  • 1

    Damn man... wait... i got an idea... if she denies the fact that you paid for everything use the past bills that have been paid. it should have been paid by your credit card which can be used to help you in court

    Eh, i have access to her bank account cause she's to lazy to get herself a new one. She can't do shit to me I just think its funny tbh.
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:07 pm
    Wow...she's a fuckin idiot..
    - SuperPost March 30, 2011, 6:09 pm
    make her go bank rubt! jk.
    - castlewarsisawsome March 30, 2011, 7:42 pm
    ... p is no where even close to b on the keyboard...
    - Disco March 31, 2011, 7:08 am
    what rubt isn't spelled like that
    - castlewarsisawsome March 31, 2011, 3:03 pm
    It's "bankrupt", my friend.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 1, 2011, 3:41 am
    - castlewarsisawsome April 1, 2011, 6:28 pm
  • 1

    I feel bad for your son I hope you two get to hang out soon.

    That would be a death match!
    - scorgasam March 30, 2011, 6:16 pm
  • 1

    That's some fucked up shit. That bitch needs a reality check. You fucking pay for her life. I gotta give it up to you. Like my man O.J. I woulda shot the bitch my now but that's just a black man's opinion. But it's pretty cool that you would put up with that piece of shit just for your son. You're a good person and don't deserve this shit. On that note.

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  • 1

    I'm friends with him and she even wished for me to get in a car accident and die! For no reason. Lol what a great person. But all I can do is laugh at her because she has really lost touch with reality.

    No doubt!
    - foraref March 30, 2011, 6:50 pm
    Why are people downrating you over this?
    - XxDaminalsxX April 1, 2011, 3:43 am
    People are down rating me? How do I tell?
    - foraref April 1, 2011, 3:48 am
    Every comment starts off with a +1.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 1, 2011, 3:57 am
    Could it be because ive been giving points on other posts?
    - foraref April 1, 2011, 4:04 am
    No. People downrate your comments if they disagree or don't like what you said.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 1, 2011, 4:09 am
    any way for me to see who is downrating?
    - foraref April 1, 2011, 4:09 am
    Sorry, but no.
    - XxDaminalsxX April 1, 2011, 12:16 pm
    oh wells lol
    - foraref April 1, 2011, 12:34 pm
  • 1

    Ill post more screen shots tomorrow, all i need to do is go through my text messages. Theres something horrible said like every other day for the last 5-6 months its kind of ridiculous

  • 1

    this is definitely facebook material if you wan't to humiliate this crazy wench. i say post away!!

  • 1

    I know your just trying to get her mad, but if you are trying to be the better person I suggest maybe cutting back on the amount of times you say "LOL".
    You seem to be the better person in this ordeal but that makes you seem a bit childish.

    Other than that, good luck dealing with the psycho, and I hope your kid doesn't get dragged into this conflict.

  • 1

    wow that sucks i say you dhould get that kid away from her. no matter what shes going to fuck up in one way or another

  • 1

    Number six made me Lol. Also, you should be careful she could use what you say against you and make you look like the bad guy. If she plays her cards right she could win a custody battle for your child. People usually will side with the woman in these types of things even if she is obviously insane.

    • ember
    • March 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
    One of my best friends had that same problem. After his father died in a rock crusher accident, custody was between his scitzo mom and his grandmother. His grandma lost despite the disorder. After 5 years of being tortured, physically abused and tortured, by his step fathers (and his mother just watched), his grandma finally won a trial due to his testament.
    - FireRoastedFire March 31, 2011, 10:03 am
  • 1

    I feel bad for you and your kid!
    she's really stupid and I can't imagine how she could ever do anything right with that attitude!

  • 1

    Try this: stay calm, try to make her look like a bad person,when this goes to court the judge will see she is unfit to raise the kids and you will hopfully win the legal battle

    ...If that dosn't work kick her in the taco, take the kids and run like hell

  • 1

    Plz post her name. I must troll her :)

    • LIMES
    • March 31, 2011, 3:36 pm
  • 1

    umm second thought don't do that and don't put it on face book whatever you do because she will end up using it all in some maniacal way.

    • LIMES
    • March 31, 2011, 3:40 pm
  • 1

    Hey, I'm going through the same thing right now. It's gotten better in the last two years, but not much.

    What I'm saying is I feel your pain.

    I know you think she's a psycho and you hate her right now....I've been there......but in like 5 years.......your still going to think shes a psycho and you'll still hate her, but as far as your kid is concerned, you have to be friend with her, it sucks, but she's in you life now till the kid turns 18, 25 if he goes to college while living at home.

    If you can't get custody, then you need to get yourself to court and have an agreement set up so if she breaks the agreement you can take it to the courts, you pay a set amount, visitation is for set days and times. It's the only way it will work.

    Unfortunately you can't control what she does, only set some legalities in place. Best bet, go for custody, you don't need to prove she's an unfit mother, just that your a more fit father.

  • 1

    ive never seen a bitch like this. im sorry this happened to you and your son. you need to go to the court system, get your son, and let that bitch die in poverty with her limpdick boyfriend. i wish you the best of luck, and on a final note, start prying for her if you want cause that cunts going to rot

  • 1

    i would have just sent all the financial reports to the IRS and showed all the conversations you have had and just told her that you are taking the kid since
    1. you have the finances to care for your child
    2. u actually care about simon since you send her money to pay for his care
    3. you are the only source of money she is recieving
    4. you are his biological payment
    5. taken her to court and with all the evidence you would easily win
    6. she wants to ditch the kid with you so she can go on vacation after being unemployed for a year and a half
    7. ???????
    8. profit

  • 1

    where you the green or white?

    - foraref April 3, 2011, 5:28 am
    yeah you really shouldn't posts those to facebook.mainly because youer insulting her a whole lot in the messages. and a lot of people that dont know whats happing will think your an asshole. if you do put these up there make sure ot's just the ones where shes being a bitch to you. just saying cause when i didn't read the top part and i started looking at it the you started to look like an asshole but then i read it so i know your not
    - castlewarsisawsome April 3, 2011, 7:20 am
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