Today is a VERY bad day

I was flipping through the news paper when I came accross celebrity birthday section. I regret to inform you that today is Justin Bieber's birthday. When I read the news I wanted to kill myself

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    It's actually a good thing. One year closer to puberty and then she wont have that annoying voice anymore

    dude she's 17. if she hasn't reached it now i don't think she ever will
    - bioshock123 March 1, 2011, 11:29 am
    Late bloomer maybe
    - MalverdeAl100 March 1, 2011, 11:31 am
    hope is all we have now.
    - GinjaNinja March 1, 2011, 12:18 pm
    dude if she hasn't reached her period by 16 there's something wrong with them!
    - Icelandgirly March 1, 2011, 1:59 pm
    Holy Qu'ran Icelandgirly i gotta get myself checked then !!!
    - MalverdeAl100 March 1, 2011, 2:03 pm
    Guys don't bleed down there.
    If you do, you should really get yourself checked.
    - Icelandgirly March 1, 2011, 2:04 pm
    O_o i knew something was wrong with me
    - MalverdeAl100 March 1, 2011, 2:09 pm
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    However, it is also Roger Daltrey's Birthday so Fuck Yeah!!!

    daltrey - today is a very bad day

    FUCK YEA!!!
    - BEASTY March 1, 2011, 12:01 pm
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    So is this girl some sort of offspring of two blood relatives or sumtin?
    Cause Justin Bieber is pretty hard to fucking look at...

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    she's 17 and hasn't even started her period!
    she really needs to see the doctor!

    Haha nice.
    Also there were these girls singing.. I shit you not.
    "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday justin bieber, happy birthday to you"
    I laughed my arse off, and said, Justine Beaver is stupid.
    - DarkHunter March 1, 2011, 1:57 pm
    A girl i know that has the facebook name- *surname* bieber *lastname* actually posted on her wall *happy birthday Justin Bieber my love <3*
    and she's only 11 :/
    like WTF?
    - Icelandgirly March 1, 2011, 2:03 pm
    Oh gawd, kids these days fall head over heels of any other kids that sing. Not sing well, just sing. Say If I went onto a stage and sang, in the worst way I could, OOH FLABAGHASTRY WABBADO AOSJAJFAS
    I'd be made famous and everyone would love me, like Justine Beaver.
    - DarkHunter March 1, 2011, 2:06 pm
    the previous sentence was a description of a typical female reaction XD
    - Icelandgirly March 1, 2011, 2:17 pm
    Thank you, thank you. Now give me lots of money.
    The previous sentence was a description of what I would say at that point in time.
    - DarkHunter March 1, 2011, 2:18 pm
    *drool* gawd yuss! i <3 u bcuz yuh act liek yuh realy caer bout us gurls but al ur tryn 2do iz to get in tu mah pantz <3
    The previous sentence is the typical thing a typical girl would say, it also has the typical grammar of that girl.
    - Icelandgirly March 1, 2011, 2:23 pm
    Yes icelandgirly, I'd try to get in their pants, as long as it's money down there. I don't care about anything else but money, money, money, and bacon. Infact fuck the money, I want to be paid in bacon.
    - DarkHunter March 1, 2011, 2:44 pm
    fuck bacon, i'd like to be paid in fat pigs and bacon makers!
    - Icelandgirly March 1, 2011, 2:48 pm
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