The Waffle's Prayer

This is what happens when an ex-Lutheran currently agnostic, waffle loving teenager gets board senior year:

The Waffle's Prayer

Our waffle, who art in toaster,
Hollow be thy squares.
Thy syrup come, we will consume
On Earth as it is in maker.
Give us this day our daily Ego,
And forgive us our biscuits,
As we forgive those biscuit against us.
Lead us not into Bisquick,
But deliver us from pancakes
For thine is the food, the power, the breakfast,
Forever and ever.
Bacon. (screw Amen)

First post. Been waiting to post for ages.

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    FIRST POST. and i like waffles.

    As do I, sir. As do I.
    - FireRoastedFire October 11, 2010, 9:19 am
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    do you like waffles ya i like waffles
    do you like pancakes ya i like pancakes
    do dododo cant wait to get a mouth full

    • hightec
    • October 11, 2010, 2:28 pm
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    I shall become the waffle pope.

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    Daily Ego? Surely he meant Eggo. Good stuff though!

    • r60man
    • October 11, 2010, 2:31 pm
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