The Perfect Wedding

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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

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He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

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  • Math
  • August 22, 2009, 4:23 pm
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  • 7

    Respect +3

    • Darius
    • August 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
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    This is an urban myth as old as the internet.

  • 2

    what year is this? i keep reading these "revived" email fowards from the days of AOL lately. i wonder how soon before someone brings back that dancing CGI baby...

    • c8r15
    • September 28, 2010, 4:15 am
    I put this on over a year ago!
    - Math September 28, 2010, 4:25 am
  • 1

    This is how you do it

  • 1

    man that guy is a hero

  • 1

    god that guy is bomb... like he took it like a champ

  • 1

    LOL wow, good one

  • 1

    i want a pint with that guy

    • stewiz
    • August 23, 2009, 6:24 pm
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    poor parents of the bride :o

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    the guy shoulda done an old fashion murder

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    wow dude badass

    • ew1090
    • August 24, 2009, 4:58 am
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    i probably would have killed them but that would have been way better. I hope he didnt forget to take all the good wedding gifts.

  • 1

    lol +3 thatswati woudve done

  • 1

    right on man i woulda done that xP

  • 1

    Note taken. Awesome post

  • 1

    ultimate bust

  • 1

    Why aren't there envelopes on the bottom of those chairs o.o?

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    ml2297 says: (in russian accent)EPIC WINZ FOR FUNNY GROOM PERSON! :D

    • md2297
    • September 28, 2010, 5:07 am
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    this man is a bamf and my new best friend

  • 1

    this man can be standing on top of a a sky scraper and his balls still be scraping the pavement lol +3

    • Jabori
    • October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
  • 1

    i can't even describe the epic O.O

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