The Creation Of Woman

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, Theres something hes needing

After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing...........

Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing!

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    XD the truth

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    idk oral may be an advantage however a voice box was a bad decision

    There are better things than oral...
    - iGreenDay December 19, 2011, 3:34 am
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    Thats what i think every day, why god... why?! +3

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    I cant even come up with anything to describe how awesome this is

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