On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.

biker - tough guy

The leader, George a big burly man of 53, got off his bike, walked through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and said,
"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.

While he didn't want to appear "insensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked ...
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she finished, George got approval from his biker group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then said,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!

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  • July 10, 2012, 8:16 am
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    i know of a very relevant comic but it's a bit nsfw so i'm just going to link it

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