THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED - A NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE NEXT YEAR

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I personally think that all twilight movies and novels suck and contradict themselves as edward cullen is a gay vampire who has a relationship with a women who is in love with him but is obviously gay which doesnt make sense.
Another thing about twilight is that it seems it will never stop being made into a movie which is gay and the writer should have known the novels sucked as the first twilight novel was rejected by 14 agents (showing it was gay as hell) but the gay author never stopped and made it a living hell for almost everyone as it was translated into 37 languages after it became popular and now makes everyone think american authors are gays/lesbians who will make america get mocked by 37 differnt languages
Will the piece of shit ever stop???
I wanted to post this to see wat sharenator thought of the new movie which would ruin 2010 and 2010 good movies such as iron man 2

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  • 7

    Every time a dollar is spent on twilight...someone punts a puppy

    or every dollar spent, gets you laid. a lot of good looking women like these movies. i like good looking women. by proxy i like the movies. then again, i like women.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:27 am
    Oh johne, your logic ceases to amaze me. Also your indomitable will to find flaws in pointless topics.
    - FireRoastedFire September 6, 2011, 11:10 am
    my logic is on par with this thread. then again i like to have a girlfriend. my masculinity is not threaded by this movie, unlike many others on this site.
    - johnecash September 7, 2011, 5:14 am
  • 5

    Meh, Harry Potter is actually good though, and way more well written then Twilight series. The Twilight series, is basically Stephanie's sexual fantasies so to speak?

  • 5

    I think it was best said on Sharenator by you Dannyl
    twilight definition

  • 4

    That's just not true, they're crap books and no doubt will all be crap films, but they're here and some people like them. Don't be a selfish dick and let those people enjoy it while we mock it here. Also, there are going to be 4 films, just to warn you all.

    • Dannyl
    • February 2, 2010, 11:13 pm
  • 4

    you my friend, just compared twilight to the holocaust.... anyone else see anything wrong with that? haha

  • 4

    OMG THERE'S ANOTHER MOVIE?!?!? IS THAT WHY THERE'S 4 BOOKS?!?! OMG NOO WAAAAAAAAAY~! D:>
    Yes, Twilight sucks, but so does Stating the Obvious!

    (And Iron Man 2 rules, I'm sure Twilight won't beat it o 3o)

  • 4

    1. We talk about because we hear about it way to much from idiots like you. It's like a train wreck, you want to look away, but we just can't.

    2. What would you know about people like myself getting girls? Don't make assuptions like that over the internet. If I felt like sinking that low, I'd say something like "Well, you need to fantasize about Edward because you can't accept that real guys aren't all Sparkly like your pathetic excuses for vampires." Most of the girls I know and dated despise twilight. It sure as hell doesn't hurt my chances.

    3. If it's just a fantasy, like you said, why do you care so much that we make fun of it? Why not just ignore is and read the books, instead of trying to preach about why we should risk dropping our brain's IQ by reading twilight.

    4. You tell us to grow up, yet the fact that you felt like you even had to post this shows otherwise. A mature person doesn't have a hissy fit over the internet just because a few complete strangers don't like your choice in "literature" (using that word very loosely.)

  • 3

    dis stuff iz gay

  • 3

    Lol, that is the first thing I thought.

  • 3

    never better said!!!!!!

  • 3

    arent you supposed to be in the kitchen?

  • 2

    I can't wait. There is absolutely nothing better than Twilight out there. I will go and watch this on opening night and probably 5 times after that. I will buy every piece of merchandise that has to do with the film/book. I will even buy the toy dolls. [/extreme sarcasm] This shit is gay, but Stephanie Myer sure hit an audience with these. If I would have known you could take a hardcore mythological creature, make him sparkle, and be a romantic stalker (seems like an oxymoron to me) and make millions out of it, I would have done it too. It just sucks that I don't have such a gay imagination.


    Oh and another thought. This just reminds me of Harry Potter. All the retarded fan base that received. Very undeserving. People need to read some real books.

  • 2

    I Disagree, it SHALL be burned to the ground!

  • 2

    I was just about to say the same thing myself... +1 for you!

  • 2

    Typical response from someone who clearly has no arguement.

  • 2

    Too much to read? If you had trouble comprehending CrazyJay's comment, it's no wonder you read twilight.

  • 1

    i seen one and heard about the rest i think they all suck

  • 1

    well i for one am not impressed with the book i was tricked into reading the first one(was told it was good(lies)) that is about 4 hours of my life i will never get back. my step mom bought me the 4th book because she saw me reading the first i just smiled and said thx while in the back of my mind i was saying don't get the the other its a waste of money.

    • gw2250
    • February 2, 2010, 8:12 pm
  • 1

    thats like saying if you didn't like the holocaust don't talk about it.... you have to complain you have to say how wrong it is IT MUST BE DESTROYED

  • 1

    Dannyl is right. let the people who enjoy it have a good time whilst they can. and besides, the fans are all girls who have no hope in getting a guy in their life. let them fantasize a little and when the last movie is out, THEN we can burn them to the ground :D

    • Goober
    • February 3, 2010, 5:46 am
  • 1

    After Twilight and New Moon has had such a battering, i'm surprised they're releasing the third one

    • Bekenel
    • February 3, 2010, 5:59 am
  • 1

    i wonder when stephanie finds out that the books suck.. its been a while... how many years have gone by???

  • 1

    ok so when do we get to have the twilight book burnings and everything else?

  • 1

    FIVE OPINIONS OF TWLIGHT SAGA I LIKE/HATE

    ok, number 1: the authers hot, 2: ANYTHING about vampire love stories is gay, 3: Edwards a fucking idiot for having sex with a whore, 4: Werewolf guy should have fucking pounded Edwards face in New Moon, and finally, 5: who here would honestly think a guy ,dating Taylor Swift, would screw a vampire baby?

    • Guy57
    • February 6, 2010, 5:20 am
  • 1

    burn the heritic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean!!!

  • 1

    fu** twilight HAHAHHAHAHA

  • 1

    So...the deaths of 6 million jews is equivalent to a couple poorly written books being released? Okay...? Which insane asylum did you break out of agian?

  • 1

    i agree with you except for the over use and misuse of the word gay. lets not associate the word gay with something so horrible as twilight. other than the fact that Edward is fucking gay.

  • 1

    Why do you give a shit what we think? If twilight was really so great, you wouldn't have to bitch about how we don't get it. Also, any girl who would fantasize about a sparkling fictional vampire instead of a normal human is no girl any of us want anything to do with.

  • 1

    No, you couldn't say the same about our videogames. You see, our games took time and effort to make, the amount of fun they produce is the evidence. Stephanie Meyer just jotted down her lame sexual fantasies and sold them to an audience of brain dead teenage girls.

  • 1

    look at the cover a werewolf guy comes from the front of her vag and edward is comeing out of her butt? hmmm *3 some* would be pretty better to have a porn twilight i think more people would stop hateing twilight then

  • 1

    Sorry Cash, I don't speak troll. You're just going to have to downrate me with your multiple accounts agian.

  • 1

    i know rite!!

  • 1

    ur pivture epic win lol

  • 1

    those pics are really nice..

  • 1

    so much hate

    • alucard
    • January 20, 2011, 4:13 pm
  • 1

    a message to every girl who likes twilight. get the fuck off we hate you

    Its amazing how the hate of a movie can make you hate girls. well if you don't like girls, then are you gay? its cool if you are. just wondering.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:26 am
    how bout guys who like twilight?
    - GothicRoze September 6, 2011, 9:15 am
    more power to them. twilight is not something that really care about enough to have any feeling for, being it good or bad.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 9:51 am
    im not gay, and i only hate twilight girls
    - castlewarsisawsome September 6, 2011, 4:18 pm
    their real!?!?!?!?
    - castlewarsisawsome September 6, 2011, 4:36 pm
    you hate them? you hate some one you have never met for living their own life? hate is such a strong word, i see that twilight is important to you. so important you can hate over it.
    - johnecash September 7, 2011, 5:10 am
    well played
    - castlewarsisawsome September 7, 2011, 12:10 pm
    trust me my friend, i am not trying to play anyone. only trying to understand.
    - johnecash September 7, 2011, 12:24 pm
    Hate is a strong word. That's why he used it. Quit trying to be the voice of reason would you? Quit looking to deeply into the meaning of peoples opinions, because words get thrown around easily nowdays.
    - BlurrySours September 7, 2011, 12:38 pm
    They're*
    - poopiteepoop September 7, 2011, 12:48 pm
    i will take that under advisement.
    - johnecash September 7, 2011, 12:52 pm
    you misspeled home
    - castlewarsisawsome September 7, 2011, 2:01 pm
    you misspelled misspelled
    - poopiteepoop September 7, 2011, 2:04 pm
    *u
    - castlewarsisawsome September 7, 2011, 2:06 pm
    yes i am real
    - GothicRoze September 7, 2011, 4:11 pm
    as long as your not a screaming fan girl im fine with it
    - castlewarsisawsome September 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
    cool, besides i only like the movies because its freaking hilarious. but the books are actually good
    - GothicRoze September 7, 2011, 4:36 pm
  • 1

    Mother fucking christ on a cross, this post was made a long ass time ago and someone I'm guessing johnecash just had to dig it back up to give it one last good dose of trolling. Stop replying to him so we can bury this god damn thing.

  • 0

    If you don't like it... Dont watch it? Just my thought...

    well said.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:29 am
    did you really just compare the holocaust to a vampire movie? that is taking things out of per portion. one was a genocide. the other a movie. glad i could help clear up the confusion.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:31 am
    its amazing that many young one's don't realize that not everything is cater made for them. so well said. as the old saying goes, i may not agree on what you have to say, but ill fight for your right to say it.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:32 am
    your hear is in the correct spot but believe it or not, there things in life that girls do that have nothing to do with getting a guy.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:33 am
    amazing people could make that comparison. the ignorance of the internet will always amaze me.
    - johnecash September 6, 2011, 7:34 am
  • 0

    Care to make any case on this or are you just incapable?

    • Dannyl
    • February 3, 2010, 2:21 am
  • 0

    And after this there is Breaking Dawn

    • peace
    • February 3, 2010, 2:04 pm
  • 0

    Why thank you good sir. You may have a +1. =3

  • 0

    i vote we make our on twilight movie and every every scene be a vampire getting killed just my thought

  • 0

    saw some of the first one and seriously movie content aside the acting just overall sucked ass. it's worse than Keanu Reeves in Speed, the acting seriously made me want to kill all the actors.

  • 0

    the movie is not for the male demographic and there is nothing wrong with that. guys we get iron man 2, let the girls have sex and the city 2. just because you hate it does not make it bad. it means you don't like it. i have said it once and will say it many more time, i am happy we live in a world with choices.
    girls if yall enjoy these movies more power to you. have a great time. i have no idea how people watch harry potter movies, but they do. so to some one some where its a good movie.

  • 0

    I concur.

  • 0

    I'll just have to wait and see.

  • 0

    so all the time, just not that much is what you're saying?

  • 0

    this is why i hate this it generates people who like a shit movie that fucks off evry single vampiric lore and then teabags it

  • 0

    aww come on cant we just burn it all to the ground and then question whether we should have let peeps enjoy it

  • 0

    no one could have said it better

  • 0

    firstly stfu hes right unlike u so go fuck ur self

  • 0

    who cares ?????

  • 0

    Whenever I say this to one of the twilight freaks. They say ''No there is so much more to the story if you read the books''. TBH this is what it all boils down too.

  • 0

    well said :)

  • 0

    Pack your bags kids, we are moving to...anywhere besides america!

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