Something to make all you atheists to change your mind!

(don't take it serious)

  • knox
  • November 23, 2012, 1:45 am
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    Whether he's joking or not I do not care he make me envy the deaf.

    shut up - something to make all you atheists to change your mind!

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    You do realize he's joking, right? This isn't a serious video. Cool down.

    Haha yeah but can you just imagine how many people sit there and watch that and agree with him lol. Dicktards.
    - Rmax November 23, 2012, 9:50 pm
    I know he's joking and I STILL hate him. :p
    - FurryLegend December 1, 2012, 1:53 pm
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    I hate this man, and I'm not even Atheist.. :p

    are you mad cuz your dying from oxygen poisoning?
    - knox November 23, 2012, 7:55 pm
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    this is legit...

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    jesus says meme generator jesus says you re a tard 7d2fcf

    • Math
    • November 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
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    This guy is a complete tard.

    • wasp609
    • November 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
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    Haven't watched it yet, but I'm incredibly excited. I get a sadistic joy from watching creationists talk about how they have evidence. It's adorable.

    • Ertrov
    • November 24, 2012, 12:46 am
    Oh. It's a joke. Slightly let down. I mean, why make a parody when the real creationists are even dumber?
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 12:49 am
    Was he trying to give that banana a blowjob?
    - casper667 November 24, 2012, 12:54 am
    I am genuinely curious as to how peanut butter is an atheists nightmare, I am also deeply concerned for the sake of humanity by this as well.
    - triclebickle November 24, 2012, 1:24 am
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    Also, stolen from @Rmax 's post,
    598562 402006573202662 449866906 n 1 - something to make all you atheists to change your mind!

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    Bacon...your argument is invalid!!!

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    Atheism, the excuse to act immorally.

    "God told me to", the excuse to act immorally.

    Fixed that for you. But seriously, if you actually think that atheists are less moral than religious folks, I regret to inform you that you're a fucking idiot. Get the priests to stop their policy of "No child's behind left", and then we'll talk.
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 1:48 am
    Haha. If you say so. Atheists are becoming just as bad if not worse than the followers of other religions when it comes to slander and forcing beliefs on people. It's becoming an awful religion itself. ;)
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 1:52 am
    rep up thos weiners cos ur sure hungry for one

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    - MalverdeAl100 November 24, 2012, 2:04 am
    Allow me to explain why everything you just said is utter bullshit. For one thing, until we start murdering people and starting wars in the name of godlessness and science, kindly refrain from saying we're worse than the followers of religions. Secondly, slander? Slander is intentionally lying about a person or group to make them look bad. We don't have to lie, we can just point out all the crazy shit religion has really done. Thirdly, I think you're confused as to what it means to have beliefs forced upon you. Of the following two statements, which one sounds more forceful, "I don't believe in god, nor do I think religion is good for society, so I hope you'll see reason too and change your mind", or "Believe in god or you'll burn forever"? If you chose the first one, I yet again regret to inform you that you're a fucking idiot.
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 2:08 am
    I think you might be having a stroke.
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 2:09 am
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
    - MalverdeAl100 November 24, 2012, 2:14 am
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 2:16 am
    no u
    - MalverdeAl100 November 24, 2012, 2:18 am
    1) Religion is simply an idea. If people kill other people, I don't see how that falls on religion. People kill people.
    2) By that definition, atheists definitely slander. In addition to making stupid ass false statements, they generalize and make assumptions 24/7.
    3)Thank you for proving my point in #2. I could easily flip it and say "Live your life morally and you will be rewarded eternally" whereas atheists say "Your fucking dumb if you live your life believing bullshit".

    Also, please keep insulting others that differ in opinions with you, because I know you atheists hate when other people do that.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 2:19 am
    1) It falls on religion because their religious books and teachers are the ones teaching them that being wicked is the right thing to do.
    2) Did you... did you just make a generalized assumption about generalized assumptions? I'll just let that speak for itself.
    3) An atheist calling someone an idiot for believing something is insulting, but still doesn't force unbelief on anyone, whereas the threat of eternal torture does. Nice try though.
    4) No, I don't actually care when someone insults me, as long as I know it's baseless. However, it doesn't happen that often in regards to atheism, since it's difficult to make fun of something logical.
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 2:28 am
    1) Books, written by people, teacher, people. And that statement would seem like it is directed specifically towards a few religions rather than the entity of them.
    2) Ha. Touche, but the point is still valid. Both ways.
    3) The very simple belief of "I believe in God" does not directly mean the person believes everything else associated with that religion. Me saying I believe in God does not force belief onto you. Me saying atheism is a gateway to immorality does not pose a threat nor force belief onto you. Again, you seem to be relating to specific religion(s) rather than personal belief.
    4) Is it really that radical and extreme to believe that there was a creator of some sort which gave origin to our universe as opposed to an explosion which set up supportable life by such extreme coincidence or whatever other theory you yourself believe in? I don't think so.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 2:40 am
    1) Fair enough, a few Eastern religions and the Amish are ok.
    2) Nope. Still isn't. Generalizations are bad logic, but not slander.
    3) Again, I'm not saying all religious people do that. I'm saying some do, and there isn't an atheist equivalent of it.
    4) Ah, here we come to the real problem. You have an oversimplified and misinformed view on how the Big Bang, abiogenesis, and evolution work. Do me a favor, read "A Universe From Nothing" by Laurence Krauss, "The Greatest Show on Earth" by Richard Dawkins, and watch this:
    - Ertrov November 24, 2012, 2:50 am
    2) Oh, I wasn't trying to say generalizing is the same as slandering. I was trying to say atheists and theists both are guilty when it comes to generalizing, slandering, assuming, etc.
    3) All depends I guess. It is heavier on the theist side but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist on the atheist side.
    4) Granted I probably do have a incorrect idea of the big bang. But again I pose the question, is it really that illogical and radical to believe that there was a creator of all existence? I'll give the video a watch later.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 3:06 am
    - SkinnyBill November 24, 2012, 4:32 am
    Make me

    - MalverdeAl100 November 24, 2012, 2:33 pm
    - SkinnyBill November 24, 2012, 3:28 pm
    "is it really that illogical and radical to believe that there was a creator of all existence?"
    Yes. When there is a perfectly rational, supported, and logical explanation for a natural origin, it is, in fact, illogical to posit an entirely new and unfounded plane of existence in order to explain that same event.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 3:31 pm
    Yes, because being a kind person for the sake of it is nowhere near as moral as being a good person so you can be rewarded when you die.

    Quite frankly, there's no logical connection between not believing in god and being Immoral. Yet history is full of atrocities that were defended/caused by religion.
    - CrazyJay November 24, 2012, 4:05 pm
    First off, the belief of a god is definitely not "new". If anything, the scientific theories would be new. Secondly, if you're telling me that there is a explanation that addresses the origin of the universe and explains everything factually, rather than just with supported evidence, I'd love to hear it. You're at fault, because it is not a matter of proposing a new idea, it is straying away from traditional belief.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 4:56 pm
    "First off, the belief of a god is definitely not "new". If anything, the scientific theories would be new."
    I was using "new" in a different sense. I mean that the null hypothesis is the natural world. Adding an entire plane of existence on top of a null hypothesis requires huge justification.
    "Secondly, if you're telling me that there is a explanation that addresses the origin of the universe and explains everything factually, rather than just with supported evidence, I'd love to hear it."
    The Big Bang theory explains the origin of the Universe quite well. And what distinction are you trying to draw between facts and evidence? Facts are evidence for theories, which are accepted explanations of a set of observations about the Universe and its function.

    "You're at fault, because it is not a matter of proposing a new idea, it is straying away from traditional belief."
    Traditional belief has no bearing on scientific validity. I'm not sure where that comes in?
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:03 pm
    "Quite frankly, there's no logical connection between not believing in god and being Immoral. Yet history is full of atrocities that were defended/caused by followers of religion."

    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:06 pm
    This whole part of the conversation was caused by your assertion that Atheism was an excuse for being immoral. However, Religion, throughout history is at very least associated with immoral actions much more strongly than Atheism is. Murder, war, genocide, discrimination, pedophilia, etc.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:16 pm
    Ok. Accepted explanations. Not factual proof?
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:25 pm
    Correct. Keyword being associated. I surely don't know every religion, but I'm pretty sure 90% of them don't encourage those things. This would be the part where I'd connect atheism with politics. Not sure if that is on topic or not.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:31 pm
    The explanations are accepted because of the factual proof that supports them. That's what "theory" means in a scientific sense. An explanation of the reality of the universe based on factual evidence that is proven to be accurate by making testable, correct predictions about the natural world.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:31 pm
    I'm not sure that's on topic at all. Your argument was that Atheism is an excuse for immorality. I am saying that is factually incorrect.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:32 pm
    So you're saying the Big Bang Theory is the answer to life and if I choose not to believe that then I am illogical and irrational.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:34 pm
    Ha. I don't firmly believe that. That was bait for discussion. Atheism is perfectly fine. My real argument here is that there is nothing wrong with religion as it is simply an idea.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:37 pm
    Gotcha. Except, it depends on what you mean by "wrong." A non-evidenced belief that is the cause, at least in the perpetrator's minds, of untold bloodshed? One might be correct to call that "wrong."
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:39 pm
    Essentially? Yes. If you replace "life" with "the origin of the universe," then it is illogical to disbelieve in an accepted, evidenced, and proven scientific theory. Especially in favor of a completely un-evidenced and unfounded belief.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:41 pm
    Right. The action is wrong. If I go rob a bank because there is no God so I won't be punished, is that to the fault of Atheism? As for it being non-evidenced belief, well, that is the whole point of faith, correct?
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:45 pm
    This is exactly my point: in order to pin something immoral on Atheism you always have to add a second caveat. It's not "If I go rob a bank because there is no God," it's "If I go rob a bank because there is no God so I won't be punished." With religion, it is "God told me to do it." There is no extra caveat. Religion is a motivation for immorality (and has been), while it just doesn't make sense to pin immorality on Atheism alone.

    And yes, that is the whole point of faith. Which is why I reject the idea entirely.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 5:51 pm
    Any chance you could provide a link to a well explained outline of the Big Bang Theory? I'm curious of the details and proof of an event that happened so long ago.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 5:52 pm
    I see your point now. But I wouldn't say its a motivation for immorality. I'd say it was intended to be the exact opposite, and is. It might provide fuel for the fire, but that fuel is only dangerous in the hands of a human.
    - Jjbigscreeners November 24, 2012, 6:00 pm
    This is a good starting point:

    You'll notice that it makes a distinction between the Big Bang Theory and the origin of the universe which is correct. Before now I have been lumping the BBT in with explanations of pre-BBT reality, for the sake of ease of discussion and colloquial necessity. After you take in the link above, I can provide more evidence/discussion of the actual origin of the universe, and how it specifically relates to the BBT.
    - Logos385 November 24, 2012, 6:02 pm
    I can understand why you don't like Christians. As a rule, most churches misinterpret a WHOLE LOT of what we're supposed to be doing. And also as a rule, half of our side is a bunch of babbling dicktards. But I'm just letting you know that me and a whole buttload of other christians wish we could take back everything we've done to some people "in the name of God". So please stop generalizing religions into one mindset or group. You're making the chill Christians upset.
    - Fusefire January 18, 2013, 11:42 pm
    I would argue that the ones misinterpreting the Bible are the 'chill' Christians.
    - Ertrov January 18, 2013, 11:51 pm
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