So minecraft apparently hates me…

Alright so I just started a new file, start new on 1.8
I got wood and some coal, that’s about it.
I found a long drop, so I peeked in for more coal, I got shot with an arrow and fell an ungodly amount. I couldn’t find the skeleton that shot me so I continued. I saw something purple and thought it was a spider… I was horribly wrong. I sat their (Luckly had not looked at it yet) trying to figure out what it was exactly. It wasn’t attacking so I assumed it was a spider, but still scary.

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I decided well I have a wood sword, LETS GO. Well and I was sort of trapped in a maze and 500feet down.

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Son of a bitch kill me now cause this thing is not only a weird ass endermen, but I was starring at it the entire time I walked up to it, it scared me so I backed up to fast and took my eye off it…
I’m so glad I love slaughtering pigs and carry around a lot of food, even only on my second day. Cause that bitch attacked me!

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Backed up and rushed for my sword, luckily we we’re enclosed and I was able to keep the bastard back, but it took some time.

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You think all is well?

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Sure, but look closely…

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Two fucking more! After those two, which I never ended up looking at I could see a sea of purple further down, to scared to go cause I heard zombies, spiders, and skeletons. Not to mentioned THE SEA OF ENDERMEN, though when I took this picture I accidentally looked at it, so I saved and quit, before 3 more jumped at me, I was low on beef… not as if it healed me…